17 Items You Didn't Know You Could Get From A Machine

Convenience. At your fingertips. Who knew! Jägermeister did, and that's why the Shotmeister exists.

1. Umbrellas.

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Next time you get caught in the rain, just make sure you've got at least 400 yen in your pocket.

2. Eggs.

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OMELET. STAT.

3. Bread.

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Fresh.

4. Bread in a can.

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Even fresher.

5. Bait.

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For those times when you want live worms but you don't want to, you know, interact with anyone.

6. Meat.

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Salami convenience. The way of the future.

7. Neckties.

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Spill mustard before a big interview? Here's a solution. Forget about Father's Day again? Solution. Want one for your neck and also one for your forehead? Guess what.

8. Books.

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Meet Redbox's nerdy cousin.

9. French fries.

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How is this not in America yet. HOW IS THIS NOT IN AMERICA YET.

10. Lingerie.

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Why you'd need panties on the go is beyond us. But we're not here to judge.

11. Proactiv.

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Putting these in high schools might be the greatest business decision ever made.

12. Guitar strings.

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For when you snap a string! During a gig! Around the corner from this vending machine!

13. Keyboard.

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A standard impulse buy. Can never get enough of these things.

14. Gold.

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For when you want to... un-liquidate your assets.

15. Whole pizza.

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Again. Can't emphasize this enough. Why is this not in America. Everywhere.

16. Pancakes.

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Made fresh to order. Have you ever seen anything so beautiful?

17. Cat.

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ONE TABBY, PLEASE.

Betcha didn't know you could get ice-cold Jägermeister from a tap, in the comfort of your own home. Well? Is that accurate?

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Now you know. Bring a Shotmeister home, and never be wont for tasty, tasty Jäger.