12 Ways To Add Upwards Of 5 Seconds To Your Day

Five whole seconds! Think of the stuff you'll be able to do with all that time. The possibilities are endless. Add the Shotmeister to the list - Jägermeister's solution to the agony of a long pour.

1. Stop using vowels.

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Think about it. There's at least one vowel in every English word. Get rid of them, and you'll be swimming in extra time at day's end. If people can't understand you, that's their problem.

2. Don't hold the door for people.

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Screw manners. You've got places to BE.

3. Ask your barista to put the milk in your coffee, instead of asking to leave room.

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Because you are a Very Important and Busy Person, and pouring milk is beneath you.

4. Don't watch the Game of Thrones opening credits in its entirety.

You can still watch most of it. Just not all of it.

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5. Get the Reddit Enhancement Suite.

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It's free. No more going back and forth between Reddit and Imgur! Now you can waste your time efficiently.

6. At work, use the public bathroom that's closer to your desk, even though you prefer the single-stall down the hall.

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You aren't being watched. You're imagining that.

7. Eat finger foods.

Utensils are for the weak.

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8. Don't sneeze. Hold it in.

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Thank us later.

9. Wear tearaway pants. All the time.

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Save some time, and up your cool factor by about 800%.

10. Learn some key commands.

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You monster.

11. Realize how unnecessary shoelaces are.

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Look at how much TIME YOU'RE WASTING!

12. Use a straw.

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Or - what. Take your eyes off the computer while you tilt your head back for a sip? Please.

Saving five seconds has never been easier. Pull the Shotmeister's lever, and voila! Ice-cold Jägermeister.

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Get one, and understand what it's like to be the definition of awesome.