Jade Jolie <3 earned the Trash Collector Award on Jan 05 because of their love for trashiness! Only on the Internet can you receive an Award for trashiness. Also, at The Oscars. And, like, anything to do with Daytime Television. So, lots of places.
Jade Jolie <3 received a Pundit Award because they like posts about politics. Jade Jolie <3 is the kind of person who goes on Countdown and is all, "Well, actually, Keith ..." and then says something that sounds incredibly smart but maybe doesn't make a whole lot of sense unless you've been, like, really following along.
Jade Jolie <3 earned the Enthusiast Award on Aug 15 because they like stuff that is OMG! You know, like rainbows and stuff. Or, like, sometimes how there's more than one rainbow and then everybody starts getting really effusive? You get the picture.
Jade Jolie <3 earned the Cute Spotter Award on Jun 26 because of their love of cuteness! Note: BuzzFeed has reluctantly discontinued the practice of sending a live kitten as a prize for this achievement. This Award will have to do!
Jade Jolie <3 earned the Sense of Humor Award on Jun 05 because they like funny stuff! They haven't enjoyed The Simpsons in 10 years and are still really bummed that Arrested Development was canceled.
Be a liberal! Wear your heart on your sleeve about it! We are taking notes and your name will be entered on the blacklist as soon as McCarthyism comes back in style.
Your going to have to check a lot of facts for this one. That ungrammatical "Your" at the beginning of the sentence is really killing you, isn't it? Good - that's the right attitude.