#30
She’s already 8 months pregnant, so unless the baby gets to cook for 5 more months, someone’s math is wrong, which in turn disproves your Snookie Spawn in December. (I’m not trying to defend that fucked up oompa loompa, I cant stand that short cunt, I’m just saying we’re all old enough to know babies gestate for 9 months.)

Thank you!

wait why is this racist? because chinese food comes in a chinese take out box? I woulda never thunk it. *sigh*

but not a fail for the swimsuits (which I don’t care too much about) for for the shitty attempt at being snarky.

They shoulda listened to Hollaback Girl by Gwen Stefani. B-a-n-a-n-a-s!

#15
looks just like my doxie. Had to make sure it wasnt him :))

He should come to Nebraska. We have over probably 90% of the state that still thinks like this. He would be accepted with open arms.

I think women just do a lot of body bashing to make up for their own insecurities. I’ve got natural DDs but I weigh about 102 pounds wet so you get to see either cleavage or the awesome sternum. I prefer just to stay covered cuz lord knows if you can see my rib cage then I must be anorexic.

Right and left brain hemispheres do control certain aspects of art and inductive reasoning. Don’t get that skewed, and that’s probably where the myth comes from. If you cut through the corpus callosum, you’re fucked, not because the brain won’t work, but because the brain needs to send the signals to one side or the other to aide in what is attempting to be done. You can function but I bet you’re more confused. (All those Phillip Zimbardo psych movies paid off). See patient Joe as an example:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCv4K5aStdU