Meet Malcolm, The Bird With Better Accessories Than You

Malcolm is just one of those birds that happens to have it all. Holy crap, are you jealous of a bird right now? Come on man, that’s low.

Meet Malcolm: he’s saving you from some rubber pencil toppers while sporting a dashing blue cape. Vigilantism and style go hand in hand for this little looker.

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Here he is making a some dish that will undoubtedly go viral on Pinterest, because everything he cooks is gastronomic perfection.

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Malcolm is the original lovebird.

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He’s got the key to the city, and to your heart.

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And lastly, Malcolm wants YOU to vote.

But seriously, go do it.

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