Being a bartender is hard work, and sometimes you get those customers that just don't know how to say the right thing.
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"Can I get a beer?" is not specific enough.
Yelling and waving won't get you your drink any sooner.
"Surprising you" isn't the best idea in the world.
And being a DJ isn't in our list of specialties.
We can't really help out with free drinks.
And splitting the check can be really frustrating.
Also, let's not forget about closing your tab after one drink.
We know you're not an alcohol connoisseur.
Not to mention, there are a million different drinks out there.
And yes, being a bartender is a real job.
