Jacob Fischler made their 50th BuzzFeed post on Sep 11! Or, I guess it's possible that 50 different people used Jacob Fischler's account to make one post each, in which case Jacob Fischler should probably change their password. Either way, congratulaâ€‹tions to Jacob Fischler! Here's to 50 more!
Jacob Fischler has received more than 1,000 views to one of their posts on May 19! That is more people than went to see Gigli - a film starring Ben Affleck as a low-ranking mobster who kidnaps a mentally challenged teenager.
Jacob Fischler has received more than 10,000 views to one of their posts on May 20! That is more people than went to see The Adventures of Pluto Nash - a film starring Eddy Murphy as a retired space smuggler who runs a nightclub on the moon.
Jacob Fischler has received more than 100,000 views to their posts on Jul 01! More people have looked at Jacob Fischler's post than are killed by snake bites worldwide every year. (This description brought to you by the Coalition for Real but Unhelpful Statistics.)