1. All things 2016.
3. Senate Procedure and/or Nuclear Options of any sort.
Banned. But feel free to have some more of that Pecan Pie Rugelach.
Rob Ford? NOT BANNED.
Dude basically embodies Thanksgiving.
6. Obamacare? The exchanges? Premiums?
Banned. Banned. And Banned. Not banned: More stuffing.
7. What about Edward Snowden and the NSA?
Banned level: Alec Baldwin.
10. But what about Iran?
Is that even a question? Banned.
11. Just remember Thanksgiving is a time to enjoy your family, eat great food and remember all the good things you have. Don’t let politics interfere with that.