1. All things 2016.
3. Senate Procedure and/or Nuclear Options of any sort.
Banned. But feel free to have some more of that Pecan Pie Rugelach.
4. Not Banned: This.
5. Trey Radel?
Rob Ford? NOT BANNED.
Dude basically embodies Thanksgiving.
6. Obamacare? The exchanges? Premiums?
Banned. Banned. And Banned. Not banned: More stuffing.
7. What about Edward Snowden and the NSA?
8. Not banned: This.
Banned level: Alec Baldwin.
10. But what about Iran?
Is that even a question? Banned.
11. Just remember Thanksgiving is a time to enjoy your family, eat great food and remember all the good things you have. Don’t let politics interfere with that.