12 People Who Will Ruin Your Vacation Every Time

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1. The Early Riser

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Why you shouldn’t vacation with them: Who wants to spend their vacation getting woken up by a life-sized alarm clock?

2. The Sandman

Why you shouldn’t vacation with them: This is the person who isn’t just on a beach vacation — this is the person who takes the beach everywhere they go, leaving a trail of sand behind them.

3. The Messy Marty

Why you shouldn’t vacation with them: In the same vein as The Sandman, Messy Marty just leaves everything lying around. Bathing suits, garbage, shoes, their dignity… you name it, it’s in your way.

4. The Stay-Up-All-Night-and-Party Animal

Why you shouldn’t vacation with them: If you’re the kind of person who likes to take it easy and relax on vacation, but you invite someone you know can party hard, you’re gonna have a bad time.

5. The Workaholic

Why you shouldn’t vacation with them: It’s going to be a real challenge to get this person to unplug long enough to do something fun and enjoy the surrounding scenery.

6. The Straight Baller

Why you shouldn’t vacation with them: Sure, you’re on vacation, but this person will make you spend outside your means, and you’re going to really regret it once the bills come in.

7. Reversely, the Penny Pincher

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Why you shouldn’t vacation with them: This is the person who wants to go on vacation so badly, but can’t actually afford it. You’ll be left picking up the tab in more ways than one.

8. The Slowpoke

Why you shouldn’t vacation with them: If you’re sticking to a strict itinerary, all this human snail is going to do is slow you down.

9. The Promiscuous Pauly

Why you shouldn’t vacation with them: There’s a good chance that this person will bring strangers back to your hotel room. And unless you’re OK with that, this is a pretty good reason.

10. The Ex

Why you shouldn’t vacation with them: Really? Nope it right out of there. WHY WOULD YOU EVEN THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!

11. The Debbie Downer

Why you shouldn’t vacation with them: This is the person who complains about every. little. thing, from the pattern on the drapes in your hotel room to how the waiter at the hotel pours your drink. You don’t want someone around to harsh your mellow on holiday.

12. The Typical Tourist

Why you shouldn’t vacation with them: They mean well, but usually wind up making themselves — and everyone around them (i.e.: you) — look like real amateurs.

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