1. Ostrich Pillow:
You may attract stares, but you won’t be able to see them.
2. Movie Maze Game:
After navigating someone’s intense wrapping job, there’s nothing better than navigating another challenge.
Dirt! From a place! How perfect!
For the only part of the muffin that matters.
6. Electric Skates:
All the benefits of skates without any of the effort.
7. Call Me Gloves:
Look like a mime taking a phone call while taking an actual call.
The thing you didn’t realize anyone ever needed.
For when someone knows your affinity for anthropomorphized vegetables.
10. Drinking Horn:
No one ever said drinking like a viking was going to be practical.
11. Doll Head Votives:
“Awwww, thanks for the nightmares!”
Perfect for keeping something beautiful trapped and flailing by your side.