Doggie Mouthrape
A dog makes out with a passed-out drunk girl. Does it count as date rape if the dog is adorable? In my court of law, the verdict would be no.
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“A man’s got to take a lot of punishment to write a really funny book.” Ernest Hemingway “There is only one day left, always starting over: it is given to us at dawn and taken away from us at dusk.” Jean-Paul Sartre Cat has a bruise on her elbow. “You should put some arnica on it,” I say. “Why, what would that do?” she asks. “It helps when you’ve got bruising.” “I thought it was for swelling.” “That’s what bruises are.” “Oh.” “I was never one to patiently pick up broken fragments and g…
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