Some of these look like they’re guys. Everyone knows Ronald McDonald is a girl.

Like the bumper sticker says: look busy!

I hate trailers that dissolve to black, then back to picture, then to black, then back to picture, so I only watched the first 10 seconds or so. But besides… Titanic 2? There should be a “SRSLY???” tag for this.

I wonder if this is the nickname of the driver or the name of the company that owns the truck. In which case, is there a papa screw and a mama screw? Or are there dozens (hundreds?) of other identical trucks driving around?

Holograms. Don’t you wish this was one?

Hmmm I didn’t think they looked like that at all. I guess you learn something new every day…

If George Lucas will ever do Star Wars 7, 8 and 9, he should include the aliens from this list that weren’t already featured in parts 1-6 (Come on now did you really think I didn’t recognize you in #9, Mr. The Hutt?).

Wow, it’s actually tolerable if you mute the sound

I find your lack of lens flare disturbing

Yeah right, and I’m supposed to believe that those actors playing in front of those green screens are real? I don’t think so buddy. All CGI.