10. Highland Park Public Library
Sure every town has a library, but HP has a pretty cool one with lots of places to knock uglies.
9. Sledding hill at Danny Cunniff Park
Fall head over heels in love while you fall head over heels down HP's largest elevation drop outside of the bluffs by the lake.
8. Rosewood Beach
With a great beach on a Great Lake, it would be foolish not to include Rosewood on the countdown.
7. HPHS indoor track
The second and final indoor sex spot on the list. Go down to the indoor track and go down on somebody.
6. 50 yard line at Wolters Field
Ladies take note: You can get a high school guy to do pretty much anything for you as long as you offer in return the opportunity for him to defile you smack dab in the middle of the football field. There's nothing more iconic than banging your high school love midfield.
5. Foley's Pond
Tucked away at the west end of the Lincoln School neighborhood and between a couple golf courses is a great place to get your toes wet as well as your primary reproductive organ.
4. Port Clinton Square
At the center of the hustle and bustle of downtown Highland Park lies Port Clinton Square. Once all the little kids with their too big to finish ice cream cones have left Dairy Queen, get laid here.
3. Hidden Creek Aqua Park
Let's hope that the aqua park is as hidden as its namesake suggests so no one catches you making love. Unless you're a horny superfreak who is willing to have sex during regular pool hours, this will require some simple fence hopping, but if you're up to the task, it's well worth it. So many good choices here. Simulate Rosewood Beach sex in the sandbox area. If you're into being high up, go to the top of the slides. Plus there's varying water depths to satisfy all of your sick sexual preferences.
2. Pedestrian bridge over US Route 41
Just a short walk from Hidden Creek is the bridge over the highway. This brings all the thrill of having sex in the middle of the highway without the risk of getting rammed by a car. That's not to say that no ramming will take place. Go crazy up there while the luxury cars whiz by below.
1. Top of the rocket ship at Sunset Woods Park
While there's plenty of cool locations within Sunset to get down to business, nothing says "Highland Park" or "Let's totally have sex there" quite like the rocket ship. Rekindle your childhood wonderment and combine these memories with some grown up fantasies. Plus the rocket ship itself looks like a giant penis.
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