I got in. I studied hard. I learned Chemistry, in one of the most intensive courses of its kind. I enjoyed it. Its people like you that ruin the aspirations of hundreds of state school students by making them think people like them can’t go to one of the best unis on the planet. You are bitter and twisted and ugh. (A state schooled student)
Today, I am very glad Oxford’s one o these is secret. (And funnier)
Response to Who Should You Kill?:
As a member of a uni assassins guild I found this unhelpful.