A good friend in college had a roommate terrified of midgets, so he put a garden gnome at the end of his bed while the roommate slept, placed so the eyes peeked over the roommate’s toes. The roommate woke up, panicked and couldn’t sleep in his room for two weeks.

My grandpa built one of those pipe tables in the early 1950s and it lasted 60 years (then we gave it away, in fine condition.) These are great home projects.

My colleagues kept coming over to see what was so funny as I read this.

Their marketing manager needs a raise. Brilliant.

If there’s a just and loving God, none of those people will have children.

I am really enjoying this series. Yoy guys struck gold, to use a tired cliche.

I love how President Obama is so stoked to have his photo taken with Cher.

18/28! I have a life in the real world, hooray. I’m going to go on a hike now and miss out on a bunch more Internet ephemera.

2 seems really obvious and the opposite of clever.

We’ve made a beautiful prison cell out of this planet.