1. Wearing a suit or a gown all the fucking time is totally comfortable and not at all impractical.
2. Hospitals are very lax about the safety of newborn babies and their identities
3. Your parents may or may not be your ~real~ parents.
4. And it's very likely you are the sole heir to an enormous family hacienda and a majority stake in a top 50 company in the city.
5. There's a 50% chance you'll have amnesia in your lifetime.
6. The only healthy way to express your anger is to yell and claw at the person next to you.
7. It's completely normal to say "sapagkat" instead of "kasi" in everyday conversation.
8. People don't get pimples.
9. And falling asleep while wearing make-up is perfectly acceptable.
10. No need to ever worry about your eyebrows because they'll always be on fleek.
11. You'll find best friends who are so supportive to the point that they'll have no lives of their own.
12. And the heartthrob you never expected will fall head over heels in love with you.
13. But his mother will likely be a glam-bitch who will do everything she can in her power to get rid of you.
14. Since if someone's rich, they're filthy rich.
15. Therefore all rich people have shitty attitudes.
16. But the people who did nothing but put you down will beg for your forgiveness in the end.
17. And that's okay! Because class struggles, family drama, and forbidden love are exciting and not at all exhausting!
