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17 Questions Filipino Catholic Schools Need To Answer Immediately

Pure white shoes =/= pure white conscience.

1. Why the layered long-sleeved uniform for girls when it's so damn* hot here in the Philippines?

2. And then subject students to direct sunlight every flag ceremony?!

3. Why is it a big deal if my socks are one centimeter lower than the required length?

4. Why the 2x3 required haircut for boys?

I miss DBTI's 2x3 haircut rule. =)) #NOT

Is that like code for something?

5. And why should the girls' ponytails have to match the school's colors?

Matchy matchy! Ugh. ๐Ÿ˜‚ That pony tail isn't mine. ๐Ÿ˜‚

It's literally just my ponytail.

6. What's the logic behind banning P.E. shoes that aren't plain white?

7. Why are the sections named after religious figures?

8. Or words that are about ~moral excellence~?

9. If I don't move a muscle while praying the Angelus, does it make me closer to God?

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10. How many more times do we have to pray before Mother Ignacia becomes a saint?

11. What's the deal with the separate doors for students and teachers?

12. And why are all the food in the canteen so freaking expensive?

โ€œ@UpshurAngelo: #MarianKaKung namimiss mo na to๐Ÿ˜ž โ€

13. Why even let us wear civilian clothing when all clothes that show a little bit of skin is prohibited?

14. Why the incessant need to play "Only Selfless Love" by Jamie Rivera at every school event?

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Lord, kakasawa.

15. Do you know that only 5% of the student population actually enjoy doing the portfolio?

16. And that we can still pray "Ama Namin" even without doing the praying position?

17. And if I get a perfect score in Christian Living, will I go to heaven when I die?

Perfect sa quiz pero bagsak sa exam. #EthicsLogic HAHA. ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ™Š

I NEED TO KNOW.