If Pinoy Foods Were Served At 5-Star Restaurants

    The bamboo stick furthest from your plate is meant for the first course.

    1. "This decadent pink banana slush is garnished with a chocolate syrup and powdered milk."

    2. "Try these banana and jackfruit spring rolls drizzled with caramel sauce."

    3. "You have a choice of either roasted pork or chicken entrails served with a piquant vinegar relish."

    4. "This barbecued chicken trotter kabob is served in a light soy sauce marinade."

    5. "Here we have pureed cod meat balls that come with either a sweet soy sauce fondue or a spicy onion vinaigrette."

    6. "Today's special is twice-cooked crispy pork mesentery served with a side of seasoned vinegar."

    7. "Enjoy this freshly-hatched chicken in an annatto oil dressing."

    8. "This quail egg tempura is served in an orange batter and best dipped in a concoction of vinegar, onions, and peppers."

    9. "Here we have grilled black pudding cubes in a spiced vinegar sauce."

    10. "Why don't you try our roasted prime sweet pork ears in our special house sauce?"

    11. "These skewered fried plantains are coated with caramelized brown sugar."

    12. "Enjoy our best-seller—a hard-boiled duck egg surprise seasoned either salt or vinegar and garlic dip."

    13. "For dessert we have in-season fruits in a sorbet of coconut milk served in either sugar wafer cones or bread buns."

    14. "Enjoy a halved and skewered sour mango seasoned to taste with spiced salts and shrimp paste."

    15. "For dessert, might I suggest soybean curd and tapioca pearls floating in brown sugar syrup?"

    Enjoy!