21 Hilarious Stock Photos Of Couples And Books

Is a bookworm wrecking your love life?

Here’s what happens when you look up stock photos of couples with books:

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1. “All he does is read.”

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2. “She used to go wild when I chewed on my glasses while Powerpointing. Now? Nothing.”

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3. “She doesn’t even get mad when I eat in bed anymore.”

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4. “Do you think I should shave my goatee, dear? Dear?”

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5. “Guess I’ll just put on my headphones and pretend I’m at the gym.”

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6. “Maybe she’ll love me again if I give her a pedicure.”

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7. “This pillow is my wife now.”

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8. “You keep reading, baby. I’ll keep fantasizing about the things I want to do to your buddy Josh.”

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9. “If I started masturbating, would she notice?”

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10. “His nipples look at me more than he does. Maybe if I play dead.”

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11. “My day was good, Mr. Remote Control. How was yours? …Sigh.”

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12. “‘Curls for girls,’ I say. But does she care? No.”

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13. “I wore my whitest boxers and he doesn’t even notice.”

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14. “We both changed into women and he still doesn’t even notice.”

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15. “Time to pretend I’m asleep while passive aggressively farting on him.”

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16. “Jesus, you’re not even reading. You’re just posing like the author photo.”

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17. “You’re not the only one who wants to escape to a land of fantasy, Martha.”

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18. “Yes, I sold the house. Also? My new boyfriend is here. He’s a pigeon.”

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19. “What he doesn’t know is that I poisoned his coffee.”

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20. “Sometimes I worry that we’ll be like this forever.”

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21. “Fuck.”

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