1. Because you’re the type of person who likes to take care of business.
5. And you know how to turn those uncool situations into opportunities.
8. Because the force is strong with you.
(Please don’t drink and drive your X-Wing.)
9. And you always listen to Lando.
This deal is actually getting better all the time.
18. Or at least like to do things differently.
Butterbeer Pong FTW!
19. Because no matter where you are it’s beer o’clock.
Aslan would approve.
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