1. This deal breaker:
2. This rewrite of a classic Divinyls song:
3. This accurate name for a bookmark:
4. This all-too-relatable statement:
5. This new favorite jam:
6. This Great Gatsby reference:
7. This boozy bon mot:
8. This very special dinosaur:
9. This literal mystery:
10. This not-so-hyperbolic statement:
11. This punny preamble:
12. This Sean Connery–inspired jest:
13. This very ~scary~ story:
14. This weight-loss wisecrack:
15. This perfect moment when The Fault in Our Stars met Cards Against Humanity:
16. These desired GoodReads categories:
17. This sexy quip:
18. This calendar wisecrack:
19. This absolute truth:
CORRECTION
The Divinyls sing the song referenced in joke number two. Originally the song had been credited to Madonna. We apologize for this gross inaccuracy.