Dude. The Blackout of 2003 was awesome. I had NEVER seen stars in the sky in my neighborhood, and never had it been SO quiet. Yes, it was ass hot, and it sucked that there was no running water in anyone’s homes, but it was quite the adventure. I wish we could have a ‘Blackout Night’ once a year.

Watch out for polar bears!

God forbid anyone be happy, have fun, or make jokes on any September 11th from now on. Would it make people happy if 9/11 birthdays had to be legally changed to 9/12?

WALT JR. FROM BREAKING BAD?!

I guess no one is aware of any female artists that don’t get their fans from MTV?

So you’re saying she went back in time to get the procedure done? Shouldn’t that be what this story is about?

Justin Long would actually make watching Zooey seem more tolerable. But really it’s like inviting a cobra into the lion’s den you already fell into.

I can agree with that. They’re simply cheesy and not horrible.

Well, either way, the message is clear. I have a set of good cookwear. Doesn’t mean I’m a cook.