If "Friends" Were Porn

    The One With Poon-agi.

    1. The One Where Barely Legal Rach-hole Green Makes Her Porn Debut

    2. The One Where Phoebe Uses A Thumb To Get Off

    3. The One Where George Stephanopoulos Is Short But His Dick Is Huge AF

    4. The One Where Joey Butt Is Rimmed In A Remake Of Al Pacino's Cruising

    5. The One Where Nana Cums Twice

    6. The One With Monica's Fake Orgasm

    7. The One With Ross' Breast Milk Fetish

    8. The One With The Lesbian Orgy

    9. The One With The '80s Porn Video

    10. The One Where Dr. Ramoray's Petite Mort

    11. The One Where Eddie Won't Go Down On Chandler

    12. The One With The Two Parties And One Cup

    13. The One Where Rachel Uses A C-3PDildo To Fulfill Ross' Princess Leia Fantasy

    14. The One Where No One's Climaxing

    15. The One With The Double Jamming

    16. The One With Chandler's Non-Metaphorical Tight Tunnel

    17. The One With The Gun Oil Lube In The Race Car Bed

    18. The One Where Ross And Rachel Take A Third

    19. The One Where Rachel Goes Skiing And Snowballs

    20. The One With A Chick And A Dick

    21. The One With The Orgasm Screamer

    22. The One At The Topless Beach Orgy

    23. The One Where Monica and Chandler Try Watersports

    24. The One Where Rachel's Boss Likes Bondage

    25. The One With The Dirty Talking Girl

    26. The One With Chandler In Several Girls' Boxes

    27. The One With The Girl from Poke-keepsie

    28. The One Where The Dick Is Long Enough To Reach Phoebe's Uterus

    29. The One With The Gay Rugby Orgy

    30. The One With All The Kissing Down Low

    31. The One With The Riding A Dong

    32. The One Where Ross Humps Rachel

    33. The One Where Ross Keeps Using His Teeth During Cunnilingas

    34. The One With The Bed Rockin' On New Year's

    35. The One With Poon-agi

    36. The One Where Monica Likes Thunder Cocks

    37. The One Where Everyone Tastes Phoebe's Cookies

    38. The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Doggy Style

    39. The One Where They're F**king All Night

    40. The One Where Chandler Likes Them Cheesecake Cake Cakes

    41. The One Where Joey Gives Brain

    42. The One With Joey's Grabby Award

    43. The One With The Amateur Porn Tape

    44. The One With The Semen Stain

    45. The One With The Stripper Hooker

    46. The One Where Chandler Takes A Golden Bath

    47. The One Where Phoebe Tastes Alec Baldwin's Zest

    48. The One With Rachel's Wet Dream

    49. The One Where Joey Tries The French Art Of The Blowjob

    50. The Last Bone

    And of course, every episode stars Buffay the Vampire Layer.