Ranking The 10 Most Overused Gay Porn Scenarios

The internet is for porn parodies.

Gay porn site Randy Blue parodied BuzzFeed videos in a hilarious ranking of all the gay porn scenes you're tired of, starring porn stars Diego Sans and Scotty Marx.

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10. Straight Bait

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When #masc "straight" guys have sex with guys for $20 and a free week of Spotify Premium.

9. Dirty Massage

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When you get a totally hot guy as your masseuse and not a former bodybuilder KGB spy.

8. Home Movie

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When you're lucky if they even remember to turn their iPhone camera horizontal and keep their pets in the other room.

7. POV

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When someone doesn't want their OWN face in a video, but the local thot who just popped over from less than 250 feet away is game for being a ~~star~~.

6. Foreign

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When it's featuring random models from the Netherlands or one of Cocky Boys' seven hour "events."

5. Gang Bang

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All your favorite porn stars assembled to have sex with that one random guy whose videos you never watch.

4. Workout Porn

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Because nothing turns on straight-acting gays than the idea that you can do some pumping after you pump some iron.

3. Fisting

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When you take a Top 40 pop song literally and "put your hands up."

2. Creepy Director

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When you're positive the person filming is going to turn this into a snuff film.

1. Bad Plot

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"Hey, are you here for the job interview?"

"I am."

"Pull out your dick."

After counting down tired porn tropes, Diego and Scotty jump into what we're really here to see anyway. Sex.

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