Buzz·Posted on Aug 6, 2015How To Talk About Celebrities Like Miles Teller"Oh, for fuck's sake. Joaq?"by Ira Madison IIIBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail In his interview for the September issue of Esquire, Miles Teller had a lot to say. Like the fact that he literally has four teeth. And that he refers to Joaquin Phoenix as "Joaq." Joaq? Joaq. OK. Well, if Joaquin Phoenix is "Joaq"... what would Miles Teller call other celebrities? Probably this: Tayo Hep Roc Jay War Chi 5 Zzzzzzzzzzzzz Bey Quvenzhané Wallis Miles Teller Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF