Buzz·Posted on Oct 28, 201420 Times Drake Had You Crawling Through The Desert Dying Of ThirstParched /pärCHt/ adjective. Extremely thirsty.by Ira Madison IIIBuzzFeed StaffLinkFacebookPinterestTwitterMail 1. Drake is a bit like a sandstorm. His sole reason for being is to elicit thirst. View this photo on Instagram 2. Does he go for the obvious and let you lust after his chest? View this photo on Instagram 3. Or perhaps let you fantasize about his Wheelchair Jimmy? View this photo on Instagram 4. No, he knows which asset of his is best left unclothed. View this photo on Instagram 5. It's his ARMS. View this photo on Instagram 6. Cut to perfection like the Colossus of Rhodes, only there's no Mandraki Harbour for you to slurp the necessary amount of saltwater to keep hydrated. View this photo on Instagram 7. Drake plays in the water, but you will have NONE. You must remain parched. View this photo on Instagram 8. His arms often perform feats of strength. View this photo on Instagram 9. Rumor has it Britney Spears' "Stronger" is actually about Drake's arms. View this photo on Instagram 10. Kelly Clarkson had to get in on the game and write her own "Stronger" ode to Drake's arms. View this photo on Instagram 11. But wait, Imma let you finish, but Kanye's "Stronger" is the best song about Drake's arms EVER. View this photo on Instagram 12. The best thing about Drake's arms is that they're attached to those hirsute armpits. View this photo on Instagram 13. And those "Joe Manganiello Who?" pecs. View this photo on Instagram 14. But don't get it twisted, Drake pays equal attention to his legs. View this photo on Instagram 15. You'll never see Drake with a basic "Legs day!" Facebook status update, because EVERY DAY IS LEGS DAY. View this photo on Instagram 16. But he never forgets about his arms. View this photo on Instagram 17. His boys don't cry because they lose basketball games, they cry because Drake never misses a chance to bare his arms. View this photo on Instagram 18. In fact, Drake is applying to be a U.S. Citizen just to enjoy his right to BEAR ARMS. View this photo on Instagram 19. But carrying those arms around all day can be tiring, so sometimes Drake sips some Hennessy and hums some Anita Baker until he falls asleep. View this photo on Instagram 20. But with Drake, there is never a farewell to arms. The next day he's back at it. View this photo on Instagram Tap to play GIF Tap to play GIF