1.
When people won't stop uploading pictures of their damn kids to Facebook.
2.
When you have to hang their "artwork" on your fridge.
3.
When they sneak upstairs to investigate the "noises" in your bedroom.
4.
When they touch filthy animals in public like they WANT to get rabies.
5.
When they dig through your jewelry box to put on a "fashion show."
6.
When they can't do ANYTHING for themselves.
7.
When they're constantly knocking things over and spilling shit everywhere.
8.
When they won't stop whining until you get them a dog.
9.
And then they have absolutely no idea how to take care of it and you're left doing it all.
10.
When they are literally always ignoring you and going where they don't belong.
11.
When they use a public pool as a toilet and embarrass you.
12.
When they get into your neighbor's yard and great now you have to deal with HIM.
13.
When they won't shut the hell up while you're on vacation.
14.
When they're too small to ride anything but the damn teacups at the amusement park.
15.
When they tell your whole family who left your bedroom at 6 a.m.
16.
When you have to sit through their school play and not a single one of these kids can act OR sing.
17.
When you have to rearrange your schedule to go to their sporting events that they're going to be on the bench the whole time for anyway.
18.
When they make your vacation to New York so annoying you'd rather navigate the fucking crowds in Times Square.
19.
When you send them off to summer camp and they get homesick before you're even halfway home.
