1. If you're hosting, you buy all the Scottish food you can find.
2. You think you might still be able to fit into your kilt from school.
3. So. Much. Tartan.
4. One of your friends attempts to address the haggis.
5. It's your bi-annual reminder that haggis is actually a bit gross.
6. Drinking whisky makes your feel patriotic.
7. You gotta dance.
Doesn't matter if you're just hosting a party in your flat, as soon as dinner's over, you push that sofa aside and get reeling.
8. If you go to an organised event with your friends, you swear you're going to mingle with new people.
9. Going to a ceilidh means you're going to have a sore arm for at least a week afterwards.
10. When the reeling kicks off, you realise your choice of footwear is wildly innapropriate.
11. Having to keep your cool if you end up dancing with someone you fancy.
12. When some particularly overzealous dancing makes you regret drinking all that booze.
13. You try not to get annoyed with the person who doesn't know all the steps properly.
14. When you're spun round so fast by your dance partner everyone can see your pants.
15. You get so exhausted during two consecutive dances that you have to sit the next one out.
16. Not only are you exhaused, but you're sweaty as well.
17. You come to the conclusion your should probably up your fitness game.
18. And all the tartan and all that alchol makes you realise how much you love Scotland.
