You know, I used to think I wanted to die one of two ways: trampled to death by an insane amount of puppies OR getting my head blown off by a t-shirt cannon malfunction at a sporting event. But dying at the hands of Jack Nicholson who is convinced in some senile way that he is Jack Torrance might actually top the list.
Response to A Recap Of Every Haunting Show Ever:
As the article points out, America stopped manufacturing ghosts at the turn of the 20th century - so see, this is where I’m smart - I live in an apartment. Ghosts don’t haunt apartments, they only haunt old mansions/castles built before 1901. This is common knowledge. Any bump in the night is easily explained away by my inconsiderate neighbor who may or may not be tap dancing at 3 o’clock in the morning - if you’re reading this Ellen, please stop. I haven’t slept in years.
I feel like the minimum number of clothing layers between my food and someone’s butthole should be 2. So this doesn’t work for me.
Let’s not forget, Chuck Bass attempted to rape Serena and Dan’s sister (honestly, I have no idea what her name is - you know, the one with the eyeliner). Sure, Chuck gave up his sexually predatory ways by like episode two of season 1, and became more of a lighthearted misogynist - never the less, sorry writers of Gossip Girl, once you make a character a rapist, you can’t take it back - no matter how many macaroons he buys for Blair.
is this what passes as a decent article buzzfeed? god, you have turned from one of my favorite sites on the net to one of the absolute worst. what happened to you? this is obviously crap, like 90% of your posts. 40-some reasons why your chandler bing was really the straw that broke the camels back for me … because i am clearly not chandler bing. buzzfeed staff … STOP. who have you hired? it’s like your entire staff is comprised of 14 year old girls that can’t spell or recognize when their topic of conversation isn’t interesting to anybody but their stupid braces wearing loser friends. because that is what you are to me now, losers. celebrity clothing posts, innaccurate posts, just plain stupid posts, posts about poop. maybe it’s me buzzfeed. maybe i’ve changed but i really think it’s you. just stop. call it quits buzz. you obviously aren’t even trying anymore and after i post this, i will follow it up by deleting your stupid stupid app from my phone. the best thing you could post now is 99 reasons why buzzfeed fucking sucks.
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You guys you guys, Gwyneth Paltrow really is obnoxious. These may not be the best examples of how insufferable she actually is. “I am who I am. I can’t pretend to be somebody who makes $25, 000 dollars a year.” God forbid you do that! Poor people are terrible! Or how about “when you go to Paris and your concierge sends you to some restaurant because they get a kickback, it’s like, no. Where should I really be? Where is the great bar with organic wine? Where do I get a bikini wax in Paris?” Oh Gwen, we can totally relate. How do you even stand it?! Your life must be so difficult. If only you had the life of someone who made $25000 a year. In all of her interviews, she has to tell people how fucking special she is, how organic she is, how stressful her life is, and what her fucking friends Beyonce and “Jay” think about her singing voice. Why is she so obsessed with Jay-Z? At the end of the day, Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t give a fuck if I think she is annoying, which is probably her most redeeming quality.
Response to 11 Bands You Might Not Realize Are Christian:
No. These aren’t “christian” bands. They are bands who happen to be christian. By your definition, that would make other groups “atheist bands” if they don’t sing about their faith. Unfortunately I listened to Christian music growing up. Trust me, this isn’t it. except U2 and Evanesance, totally christian bands.
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Response to 14 Students Voting To Ban Gay Marriage:
remember these faces because 20 years from now our children will look at them and exclaim “what bigots!” have fun going down in history as idiots.
Response to 32 Of Your Childhood Crushes Then And Now:
all those years of seeing dead people really took a toll on haley joel. and beans was obviously never going to end up attractive but damn.