You guys you guys, Gwyneth Paltrow really is obnoxious. These may not be the best examples of how insufferable she actually is. “I am who I am. I can’t pretend to be somebody who makes $25, 000 dollars a year.” God forbid you do that! Poor people are terrible! Or how about “when you go to Paris and your concierge sends you to some restaurant because they get a kickback, it’s like, no. Where should I really be? Where is the great bar with organic wine? Where do I get a bikini wax in Paris?” Oh Gwen, we can totally relate. How do you even stand it?! Your life must be so difficult. If only you had the life of someone who made $25000 a year. In all of her interviews, she has to tell people how fucking special she is, how organic she is, how stressful her life is, and what her fucking friends Beyonce and “Jay” think about her singing voice. Why is she so obsessed with Jay-Z? At the end of the day, Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t give a fuck if I think she is annoying, which is probably her most redeeming quality.