is this what passes as a decent article buzzfeed? god, you have turned from one of my favorite sites on the net to one of the absolute worst. what happened to you? this is obviously crap, like 90% of your posts. 40-some reasons why your chandler bing was really the straw that broke the camels back for me … because i am clearly not chandler bing. buzzfeed staff … STOP. who have you hired? it’s like your entire staff is comprised of 14 year old girls that can’t spell or recognize when their topic of conversation isn’t interesting to anybody but their stupid braces wearing loser friends. because that is what you are to me now, losers. celebrity clothing posts, innaccurate posts, just plain stupid posts, posts about poop. maybe it’s me buzzfeed. maybe i’ve changed but i really think it’s you. just stop. call it quits buzz. you obviously aren’t even trying anymore and after i post this, i will follow it up by deleting your stupid stupid app from my phone. the best thing you could post now is 99 reasons why buzzfeed fucking sucks.

who in the hell cares?

You guys you guys, Gwyneth Paltrow really is obnoxious. These may not be the best examples of how insufferable she actually is. “I am who I am. I can’t pretend to be somebody who makes $25, 000 dollars a year.” God forbid you do that! Poor people are terrible! Or how about “when you go to Paris and your concierge sends you to some restaurant because they get a kickback, it’s like, no. Where should I really be? Where is the great bar with organic wine? Where do I get a bikini wax in Paris?” Oh Gwen, we can totally relate. How do you even stand it?! Your life must be so difficult. If only you had the life of someone who made $25000 a year. In all of her interviews, she has to tell people how fucking special she is, how organic she is, how stressful her life is, and what her fucking friends Beyonce and “Jay” think about her singing voice. Why is she so obsessed with Jay-Z? At the end of the day, Gwyneth Paltrow doesn’t give a fuck if I think she is annoying, which is probably her most redeeming quality.

No. These aren’t “christian” bands. They are bands who happen to be christian. By your definition, that would make other groups “atheist bands” if they don’t sing about their faith. Unfortunately I listened to Christian music growing up. Trust me, this isn’t it. except U2 and Evanesance, totally christian bands.

remember these faces because 20 years from now our children will look at them and exclaim “what bigots!” have fun going down in history as idiots.

all those years of seeing dead people really took a toll on haley joel. and beans was obviously never going to end up attractive but damn.

13 got me as well.

i have to believe that these people do not represent the majority of christians. this is not what christians are, this is not who christ was. i am not a christian but i want to love them because that is the standard i hold myself accountable to. at the core of chrisitianity, it teaches to accept, love, and forgive. that is the only relevant part of chrisitianity, it is the only part that ever mattered, and it’s the only part these people willingly throw away. enjoy your soggy sandwich for jesus you self righteous asshats.

this is the most important scientific breakthrough of the 21st century. for years scientists have wondered, can we create something that will digitally add psychedelic cats and dolphins to our cell phone pictures? that dream has finally become a reality.

what has miley cyrus contributed in the last year that we should even be thinking about her? actually, what has miley cyrus contributed in general? remember aaron carter? no. you don’t. because he stopped releasing shitty music and everybody forgot about him. can we please just forget? this is what needs to happen. if we all stop caring about miley, she will get arrested for, i don’t know, possession. it will achy breaky her dad’s heart. she will go on dancing with the stars where she will gain some sort of relevancy for lonely fat women, and then we can all go back to not caring what she is doing with her life.