1. Golf Club + Drink Dispenser = A More Engaging Golfing Experience.
I think we all can appreciate a secret liquor spout.
2. Slippers + Night Light = Never Too Scared To Go To The Bathroom Again.
Even adults are scared of the dark. Let’s be serious.
3. Wedding Band + An Alarm Every Anniversary = No Fighting.
This wedding ring has a built-in alarm. Zero excuses.
4. Children’s Pajamas + Coding That Kids Can Scan With A Tablet To Download A Bedtime Story = Lazy Mom.
If kids want some pre-bed comfort, all they have to do is scan their PJs with a tablet. A tablet program will then open that plays a recording of a story. Kids will probably be raised by robots in the future. Nice moms and dads will soon be useless.
5. Shoes + Built-In AC = No Foot Stink.
These shoes have an air conditioner in them. No idea how these magicians fit an AC into a shoe, but who cares? We would all be a bit more accepting of our friends if their feet smelled this fresh and clean.
6. Bike Lights + Animated GIF = A Nerdy Biker’s Dream.
These bike wheels display neon GIFs when they are in motion. Is anything cooler?
7. Pillow + Remote Control = Heaven.
Finally, a remote that you can fall asleep on that won’t hurt your face.
8. Mug + Built-In Mixer = Chocolate Milk In Less Than Three Seconds.
All that superfluous stirring can really tire a person out.
9. Plant + Litter Box = Sneaky, Sneaky Cat.
This litter box will make your cat feel like a secret agent.
10. Prong + Spoon = Alien-Looking Utensil That Is Not Your Average Spork.
Regular sporks are for boring people.
11. Beer Koozie + Pager = You KNOW Where Your Beer Is.
Don’t worry, even really smart people can never find their beer.
12. Cockroach + Remote Control = A Terrifying Remote Control Cockroach.
These cockroaches wear battery-controlled backpacks that send electrical pulses down their antennae to control their movements. AH! Robot bugs!