Great advancements are being made each day in the field of hook-up tech here at Instructables HQ. In 2011 we unleashed the Clap-Off Bra to the world, and is has since been heralded as one of the most important technological innovations of our time. But the editors were not content to rest on their laurels. The world demanded a companion product for men.
After months of field research and rigorous testing, Instructables has answered with the Romance Pants: a pair of pants which wirelessly controls the ambience of your room in response to escalating romantic interactions. Unbuttoning the zipper of the pants dims the lights and raises the music, setting the stage for passion. Of course it does not stop there. The romantic coup de grace involves electronically ignited candles triggered by the unbuttoning of the waist button. This subtle sensual assault is sure to shock and awe any prospective partner into ecstatic submission.
Singles everywhere are already singing its praises with a unified “so uh… why don’t we take this back to my place?”