2.
She really cares about animals and saves so many of them.
Like this cotty she found under a car.
And these she found under a lawn mower.
And this frog she saved from drowning.
And these are just two of the rescue buttholes she and her hubs have saved.
3.
She's really good at hula hooping.
4.
She loves taking selfies.
5.
She's really great at golf.
6.
She knows exactly how to eat a NY slice.
7.
She has fabulous eyebrows.
8.
And an even better mustache.
Gives great mustaches, too.
9.
She has a healthy competitive side.
Except when it's flip cup.
11.
And is so handy. Look she can change a light bulb.
12.
She's a very safe driver.
13.
She makes friends with strangers.
14.
She looks awesome in sunglasses.
15.
She believes in grammar.
16.
She's fashion forward.
17.
She knows her way around a kitchen.
18.
She's a really good drawer.
19.
She's an excellent stretcher.
20.
She makes cute faces like this.
21.
But then sometimes makes faces like these, too.
22.
But, in general, she's very, very prit.
23.
Even without a top lip.
24.
She's also really funny.
26.
She gives great dating advice.
27.
She's super fit and into physical activity stuffs.
28.
But because she's so awesome, she knows the importance of treating yourself once in awhile!
29.
And she may or may not be a zombie.
SO HAPPY BIRFFFDAY MF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MAKE A WISH! EAT SO MUCH CAKE!!!