1. Backbone Tattoo
For those looking to illustrate their courage or pay homage to their chiropractor.
2. The latest male-pattern baldness treatment
Ask your doctor if a Lawnmower Man Head Tattoo is right for you. Side effects may include irrational self-confidence, questions about why the Lawnmower Man has a tail, and your wife saying the words, “toupee or divorce.”
3. Now that’s a full-body tat
Tattoo artist Marcus Pacheco helps you unleash the demon within. He also helps you keep people from staring at your butt.
4. The only one way to guarantee that you’re getting a mind-blowing tattoo
5. The best way to pick up a graphic designer
Probably the best way to increase your dating appeal in Brooklyn.
6. 3D Spider
For those looking to scare off arachnophobes on OkCupid.
7. Time Warp
Season 2 Ink Master contestant Lalo can transform your body into a portal to another dimension. Doubles as a promo for Looper.
8. The only tattoo art allowed in North Korea
If you’re high up in the government, I believe “Cowboy Kim Jung Il” is allowed, too.
9. Picture Perfect
Ink Master Season 2 artist Kay Kutta brings photographs to life. Perfect for when you realize that your looks are going all downhill from here.
10. Eye popping
Art so good it takes on a life of its own. Leads to people saying things like, “Hanging out with you is a trip!” and “Can I touch it?”
11. Comic book art
Much more fun than collecting comic books, and gives everyone something to read on the subway.
12. Spider Man skin
Makes superhero fans think your as badass as Peter Parker. Makes people who know nothing about superhoroes a little shocked and confused.
13. She’ll have you in stitches
The perfect way to celebrate graduating from med school.