1. Backbone Tattoo
For those looking to illustrate their courage or pay homage to their chiropractor.
2. The latest male-pattern baldness treatment
Just get more eyes
3. Now that’s a full-body tat
Tattoo artist Marcus Pacheco helps you unleash the demon within. He also helps you keep people from staring at your butt.
4. The only one way to guarantee that you’re getting a mind-blowing tattoo
5. The best way to pick up a graphic designer
Probably the best way to increase your dating appeal in Brooklyn.
6. 3D Tattoo
For those looking to scare off everyone on OkCupid.
7. Time Warp
Season 2 Ink Master contestant Lalo can transform your body into a portal to another dimension. Doubles as a promo for Looper.
8. A Brick Con Tattoo
“Brick Con will leave its mark on you.”
9. Picture Perfect
Ink Master Season 2 artist Kay Kutta brings photographs to life. Perfect for when you realize that your looks are going all downhill from here.
10. Eye popping
Art so good it takes on a life of its own. Leads to people saying things like, “Hanging out with you is a trip!” and “Can I touch it?”
11. Comic book art
Much more fun than collecting comic books, and gives everyone something to read on the subway.
12. Super Man skin
Makes superhero fans think your as badass as Clark kent. Makes people who know nothing about superhoroes a little shocked and confused.