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  • Arizona Shooter Jared Lee Loughner Mug Shot Released - Can You Say CREEPY?

    How f*cking creepy that Jared Lee Loughner is all smiles for his mug shot! As you know he is the man accused of killing 6 people, including a 9 year old girl and wounding 14 others. He confirmed his identity and his signature to Judge Lawrence Anderson at his court proceeding today and will appear before a judge again on January 24, 2011. He is being held without bail as he is considered a “danger to the community”. That’s the understatement of the decade. He is facing five federal charges, one

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  • Bristol Palin Sets Margaret Cho Straight. Relatively Speaking Of Course

    Bristol Palin is sounding off again, this time against former Dancing With The Stars‘ competitor and ‘friend’ Margaret Cho who claimed Bristol did DWTS because mommy dearest forced her to. Bristol Palin Did DWTS Because Mommy Dearest Made Her Bristol Palin Responds To Keith Olbermann Two things in her response that I found equally amusing were how she plugged her mom’s book (or her mom plugged her own book), and also that Bristol actually thinks she’s fooling people into believing she wrote this. That is so laughable. Here’s her rebuttal to Cho:

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  • Courtney Love Tweets Semi-Naked Photo NSFW

    Courtney Love is at it again. She’s tweeting pictures of herself that suggests she’s naked or she just crapped out a Faberge egg. According to Gawker it’s a thurible. I’m not sure where one purchases a thurible. Perhaps at your local worship supplies store? It’s a toss-up who was partying more, her or the person taking the pictures as they are pretty blurry which might not be a bad thing. She’s also seen making out with some chick.

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  • Justin Bieber Has Grown Very Fond Of His Crotch [PHOTOS]

    Did Justin Bieber inadvertently crazy-glue his hand to his crotch, or does someone need to use the po-po?? Justin is wearing a leather jacket and those Harry Potter type of glasses he has been wearing recently leaving the back entrance of The Grove and hanging on to his man berries for dear life.

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  • Meow. Angelina Jolie and Madonna In Cat Fat

    It seems that there is potential for a very powerful cat fight between Madonna and Angelina Jolie as rumour has it they are both vying for the rights to the Chilean miners’ story in the hopes of directing the movie. According to a source to the British Daily Star:

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  • David Arquette’s Glory Hole Gets Herself A Milkshake [PHOTOS]

    You know David Arquette already has a mental image of this picture burned into his brain forever. Only his vantage point was as he was looking down at her and there wasn’t any fruit involved. BAM. You know, it’s a sad day, even by Hollywood standards, when you are famous because you screwed some guy who is married to Courteney Cox. To parlay that into a career is almost shameful, or I’m just not entrepreneurial enough. I don’t know. Surprise, surprise Jasmine Waltz is an aspiring actress. Who knew? By the way, the name of her milkshake? Jasmine’s Sinful Delight. A lot of people think this chick looks like a younger version of Courteney, but I also think there is a slight Megan Fox resemblance as well. Don’t get me wrong, this girl is very beautiful, but self-respect goes a long way. She should try some. What do you think? Pictures http://www.ineedmyfix.com/2010/10/19/david-arquettes-glory-hole-gets-herself-a-milkshake-photos-courteney-cox/ View Image ›

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  • Hayden Panettiere Brings The Friendly Giant To Oktoberfest

    Hayden Panettiere hangs on to Gigantor boyfriend Wladimir Klitschko as they make their way through the crowds at Oktoberfest in Germany. He’s about 6’6″ and she’s like 4’11″ so you can imagine how awkward things can get for them in ‘certain’ situations. And by certain situations you know I’m talking sex, right? And if all things are ‘proportional’ aye carumba is all I can muster right now. Wladimir could totally carry Hayden around in his pant pocket she’s so tiny. And carrying her around would be like you and I carrying around our set of keys. But it’s really nice that he holds the umbrella over himself only, huh? Nice. Her rack looks really nice in that outfit, doesn’t it? Pictures after the break

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  • Andy Dick Is Drunk Again

    I only ever really hear about Andy Dick when he gets arrested or something of that nature. But I couldn’t pass up posting these pictures of him being a hot freaking mess last night. The added bonus: it looks like he peed his pants. Anybody else and I probably wouldn’t have posted these pictures (well, except for Paris Hilton I totally would have posted pictures of her in this condition) but I despise this man. According to the write up with the pics: Andy Dick staggers out of Bar Marmont and walks past a long line of paparazzi photographers and videographers. Drunken Andy grabs hold of a videographer’s microphone and after a brief tug of war the cord snaps and he walks away with the microphone. Just another day in paradise. Pictures after the break View Image ›

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  • Gerard Butler On A Stick [PHOTOS]

    Like a Popsicle except it doesn’t melt. Ladies and gentlemen have you ever dreamed of having a bust of Gerard Butler as his Leonidis character from 300? Chest included! Imagine having that bad boy on your night table? You could say good morning and good evening to Gerard each and every night. And the best news? He can’t run away when he gets scared of your stalkerish behaviour. Or if you are a fan of Brad Pitt from his

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  • Amy Winehouse Dry-Humps A Door Frame In London

    Ahhhhh. The feel of freshly painted wood door frames on your ass is enough to send anyone over the edge, yes? Amy Winehouse gets her freak on in London outside of a pub. My hopes for Amy leading a clean and sober life have just flown out the door. But that’s okay. She caught it with her ass. Amy was out watching the newly reformed Libertines perform a gig at the nearby HMV Forum. She later headed to the after party at Malmaison where she stayed until 3am. I’m guessing that’s where we got to see her routine. Enjoy. You can thank me later. Pictures after the break

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  • Mischa Barton’s Sad Stop At The Gas Pump

    Although Mischa Barton looks very healthy and actually very good, she also looks incredibly sad to me. Maybe she came to the realization that nowadays you don’t have to kiss the pavement to fill your car up with gas. I’m sure all the pappers sport wood when they see her and not because of her but because of her classic car. …click on the url for more pics

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  • ‘True Blood’ Cast NAKED On Rolling Stone Magazine

    Wow. What a close group of colleagues. True Bloods Anna Paquin, (her real-life fiance) Stephen Moyer, andAlexander Skarsgard pose nude together with hands and limbs strategically placed while covered in fake blood. While you’re reading this look at your fellow worker whether they be sitting at a desk beside you, standing beside your or whatever. Now, can you imagine posing on the cover of Rolling Stone naked, splattered in blood with them? I didn’t think so (unless you are most fortunate and your colleague is smoking hot). Don’t laugh too loudly. They’ll think you’re craz

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  • Matt Bomer & Tim Dekay Film ‘White Collar’ In NYC

    Does Matt Bomer look like he just stepped out of a GQ Magazine shoot or what? Can you say g-o-r-g-e-o-u-s? He along with costars Tim Dekay, Willie Garson and new mom Tiffani Thiessen are filming scenes for White Collar in New York. If, like me, you are one of the only other person on the entire planet Earth that has not seen this show, it is about:

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  • Lady GaGa Fears Losing Her Creativity. Through Her Vagina

    I’m pretty sure I’ve heard everything now. Lady GaGa is featured on the September issue of Vanity Fair and in the interview she goes on to say she avoids sex because: “I have this weird thing that if I sleep with someone they’re going to take my creativity from me through my vagina.” Uh-huh. Because that’s how creativity is lost. I am banging my head on my kitchen counter top right now. Does that mean when women give birth their creativity slides right out of them along with the baby and placenta? And this artist doesn’t trust anyone:

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  • Amy Winehouse Sucks Her Thumb At A Concert. I Really Wish I Was Kidding.

    So I’m looking at these photos of Amy Winehouse side stage enjoying the Nas and Damian Marley concert at the Hammersmith Apollo and I’m thinking she looks great, healthy, she’s got great colouring, she must be on the road to great health. Then I see the pictures of Amy sucking her thumb and I think W.T.F.? This is a 26 year old woman who was in public, side stage at a concert and

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  • Hugh Hefner’s Sex-Fuelled Orgies

    And by sex-fuelled I mean Hugh Hefner lays there with a Viagara induced woodie and the girls hop aboard the ATM express for a minute or two and the next girl takes over. According to an excerpt from Kendra Wilkinson‘s book: “One of the girls asked me if I wanted to go upstairs to Hef’s room… It seemed like every other girl was going, and if I didn’t it would be weird. One by one, each girl hopped on Hef and had sex with him… for about a minute. I studied their every move. Then it was my turn… it was very weird. I wasn’t thinking about how much older Hef was–all the body parts worked the same. I wanted to be there.” Um, yeah. Okay. Sure you wanted to be there. Ca-ching. A few years ago, another ex-Bunny Jill Ann Spaulding also described the sexually satisfying evening:

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  • Lil Kim Gets Personal With Her Milkshake

    Lil Kim makes out with some whipped cream as she creates her own signature milkshake at Millions Of Milkshakes in West Hollywood. This rapper, actress, songwriter and DWTS’ contestant enjoys her time while creating her most delicious looking milkshake. A portion of Lil Kim‘s milkshake will help raise funds for Haiti. I love this girl. Pictures after the break

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  • Gwyneth Paltrow’s Got It Rough

    Gwyneth Paltrow has it real rough and puts it into perspective so that all of us minions can understand: “After my first pregnancy, the weight had come off a little bit better but after the second one it was really stubborn. It was really hanging on,” she said, according to the Press Association. “It was not easy and, when I started it, it was by far the hardest thing I have ever done – but I really was seeing results so it motivated me to just work through it.” By far the hardest thing she ever did?

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