You can still look like this!
Get the Oculus Rift and mod it to be Google Glass, then cut it up to create a spot to see out of. Oh, and super glue a gopro to it.

Science can explain each and every one of these. Lets all give it up for SCIENCE!

#18
Yes, anyone bringing kids shopping deserves a reward, mom or dad. However, if you let your kids run around the store, then you don’t deserve shit.

An auto-mobile, as he says, would be an automated mobile. Those things that hang over cribs for babies. So is the DVD player going to be the next thing he decides needs a new name? “I’ve been calling it a ‘magical disc box’”.

I would really like to know what type of lion this is.
Is it North American Mountain Lion? African Lion?
What’s up? AND, for those that are curious, Mountain Lion is chewy, slightly gamey, and interesting to try, but nothing worth going after as a regular meal. One difference in my experience from this, though, is that the Mountain Lion I had wasn’t farmed, it was hunted.

why don’t you just post the video, or even just one long gif of the whole thing, so I can see what happened?

What a lazy, lame-ass teacher.
I hope she gets fired for being so lazy.

I’m new to wearing glasses and the one I can relate to most, so far, is 18. My ears get really sensitive and it starts to feel like it’s digging into my head. Not cool, glasses. Not cool.
Oh, and I experienced a hair hanging on my eye lashes, so I reached up to get it out of there and smudged my glasses. Then went under the glasses and got the damn hair in my eye while trying to remove it.
Glasses are a pain in the ass, BUT, I can see so much better now.

you wrote an article about how Tim Duncan had to take a shit…

The biggest difference isn’t even listed.
90’s raves had whistles. Lots of whistles.

I may be the only person here not surprised that a list full of hate is on Buzzfeed. Being that all they do is hate.
The office must be in a hate room full of hate. If you have nothing good to say, don’t say it at all!!! And these are all suckers, not candies.

so… it was pretty damn windy when they shot that opening scene.

As a white man that gets the bumps, I can totally relate to this.
Wait, wait, wait, no I can’t.
But I do have shirts that can help prove your friends are not racist and only like a good laugh!   “My best friend’s black, I’m totally not racist.”
For the friend that just doesn’t get it.

you know what? at least they’re getting exercise. something many kids need these days.

what the fuck is that dispensing in #25?

for real. Dr Pepper is great, and here this asshole is putting it down. Fuck that dude.

jail! put her in jail. belittling real people’s problems with your fake bullshit should get her a jail sentence. you can easily recover from a fine, not from jail time.

There’s a really funny video called “David After Dentist”. I wonder if anyone at Buzzfeed has seen it yet…

I feel like I should have honesty bear say this, but I’m a meat eater and I think a boca burger cooked right will get damn close to real meat.
It’s the textured tofu that’s supposed to taste like meat that’s miles away from the taste of meat and makes a person want to vomit. Honestly, just have a tofu and tahini sandwich instead.