In case you thought misogyny was dead...

...meet @GuyCodeBible.

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He's the guy you haven't been waiting for...

3.5 inches sounds about right for this class act.

...and he's here to treat you right.

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Handmade by the team behind Etsy shop Krukrustudio, these bags come in a mind-blowing assortment of varieties, like...

A Steinway Piano

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Far surpasses your boring old laptop bag.

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A Jar of Apricot Jam

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Jesus Montero has played 29 games at catcher this season for the Mariners. He's batting .208/.264/.327 — that's not very good! — and struggling big-time as a catcher in the majors.

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Jesus Sucre has played 14 games this season for the AAA Tacoma Rainiers. He's batting .302/.373/.321 — that's not bad! — and is known to be a solid defensive catcher.

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And, according to The Tacoma News Tribune's Ryan Divish, Montero is being sent down to Tacoma, while Sucre is being called up. It's a Jesus-for-Jesus swap. There have probably been, like, Bill-for-Bill swaps, but there was never a Bill at the center of the world's largest religion. So, this seems more significant.

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The actor posed with the cast of ABC Family's Baby Daddy where he'll be a guest starring on the show's upcoming season.

Tahj Mowry, Jean-Luc Bilodeau, Matt Dallas and Derek Theler.

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BONUS: Remember this guy?

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Chun Li from "Street Fighter"

[Bobby Pontillas]

Frogger

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Ryu from "Street Fighter"

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Shinobi

[Bobby Pontillas]

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Post-game photobombs are the newest trend in sports, thanks in large part to the Miami Heat.

And Chris Bosh's weird face.

But the Cincinnati Bearcats baseball team just brought the game...

To a whole....

Notha'...

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All hail Yolanda Foster, U.S. citizen.

The fierce, bullshit-free former model and unofficial Master Cleanse promoter became a U.S. citizen today. That's right: everyone's favorite Dutch goddess has officially joined us, and I've never been prouder to be an American.

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Everything about this woman is amazing, from her incredible style to her insistence on homegrown lemons.

She rivals Lisa Vanderpump for classiest Real Housewife ever. Here's hoping being a U.S. citizen doesn't tarnish that flawless brand.

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Can we just take a moment to admire this bowel-shaking stare?

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And her flawless opening pose.

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Needle Felted Sleeping Fox

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Needle Felted Chipmunk

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Hedgehog in a Garden Print

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Drumming Squirrel Onesie

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President Barack Obama was heckled during a major counterterrorism speech Thursday. The President was speaking at National Defense University in Washington, D.C.

The interruption was caused by Code Pink's Medea Benjamin according to reporters at the event.

"I'm willing to cut the young lady who interrupted me some slack, because it's worth being passionate about," the President said.

"Abide by the rule of law. You're a constitutional lawyer," the protestor said.

"The voice of that woman is worth paying attention to. Obviously I do not agree with much of what she said," the President added.

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The New York Times reports that men's underwear brands are trying to make their ads more approachable.

"We describe it this way," said [2(x)ist designer Jason] Scarlatti, a winsome, precisely scruffy designer who also works part-time as a comedian. "We are going for something a little more statuesque, and a little less steroid-y."

Mr. LaForce interjected, "We are giving the models an identity, so they are not just a piece of meat."

"We are taking the focus off the crotch shots," adds Vic Drabicky, a consultant for the brand.

This is an example of 2(x)ist's "less steroid-y" marketing.

Not entirely bulge-free.

Another retailer, Mack Weldon, chose to shoot their product on a less buff model, who was encouraged to show off his playful, goofy side.

This "less conventionally attractive" model is Mike Sharits.

What a goofball.

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The first Oreo cookie was made in 1912 at the original Nabisco bakery in New York City (the factory is present day Chelsea Market).

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Two flavors originally debuted in 1912, original and lemon meringue.

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The origin of the name Oreo is unknown, but the leading theory is that the name was derived from the French word "Or", meaning gold (the early packaging was gold tin).

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The first Oreo cookie was sold in Hoboken, NJ.

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Everyone has seen a golfer getting an eagle or a basketball player achieving a triple-double, but there are a handful of other accomplishments out there that are less well-known, either because they don't happen very often or because they're just really, really weird. Here are some of our favorites:

Gordie Howe Hat Trick

Achievement: When a hockey player scores a goal, records an assist, and gets in a fight all in one game.

Origin: Named after Gordie Howe, who actually only achieved this feat twice in his NHL career.

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Golden Sombrero

Achievement: When a baseball player strikes out four times in a single game.

Origin: A variation of a pitcher's hat trick. And since four is bigger than three, the rationale was that a four-strikeout performance should be referred to by a bigger hat, such as a sombrero.

Note: A "Platinum Sombrero" (also known as "Olympic Rings") is striking out five times in a game, and a "Titanium Sombrero" is striking out six times.

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Albatross

Achievement: When a golfer shoots three under par on one hole. Also known as a double eagle.

Origin: An albatross is bigger than an eagle, which in turn, is bigger than a birdie. Four under par is known as a "pterodactyl." (Not true.)

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Everyone assumes twerking is reserved for the likes of Miley...

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And famous principals...

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PRESS PLAY AND BEHOLD THE ORIGINAL TWERKERS

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CATS

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Borg Cube - Star Trek

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Mario and Peach - Super Mario Bros.

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Hedonism Bot - Futurama

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Yoda - Star Wars

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Dr. Frederic Brandt.

At 25, Ruthie Friedlander shouldn't feel like an old lady. Yet last year, the senior digital manager for Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen's upscale fashion line The Row was pretty down about her physical health. "I was really frustrated with my doctors," Friedlander says. "I was having a number of medical problems, ranging from minor to serious, and needed a fresh eye."

That's when Friedlander sought the help of Dr. Frank Lipman, a downtown Manhattan internist whose holistic approach to medicine is wildly popular with the fashion flock.

"Within two weeks, I felt like a new person," she says of her post-Lipman experience, which included acupuncture to help with migraines, as well as taking vitamins, drinking Lipman's own line of health shakes, and abstaining from foods containing gluten. "It has improved my sleep, skin, and energy level dramatically. The weight loss was an added bonus."

Friedlander's experience with Lipman is echoed throughout the industry — he is indeed the fashion clique's doctor of the moment. And as good as the fashion industry is at making models, designers, and celebrities famous, they're even better at forcing their favorite neuropath, dermatologist, plastic surgeon, or even plain-old general practitioner onto their friends, colleagues, neighbors, and — if they work in media — readers. Sit down at a table with a group of fashion people and the conversation quickly moves to what new procedures they're trying, from lymphatic face drainage (not as gross as it sounds — it's just a special facial massage) to medical cleanses to the latest advances in Botox.

Dermatologist Lisa Airan was one of the first "fashion doctors" to gain recognition beyond the confines of her Upper East Side practice, appearing on both the society and beauty pages of Vogue beginning in the 1990s. Dr. Patricia Wexler is another standby, with regular features in Allure promoting her skin-care line. But today, Lipman is king. The cleanse advocate is best known for suggesting an elimination diet that requires patients to cut out all the good stuff — sugar, dairy, wheat, caffeine, alcohol — adding each category back in one by one to determine what's causing physical problems. (He has an impressive celebrity following as well, including Most Perfect Person in the World Gwyneth Paltrow.)

Celebrity testimonials from Dr. Lipman's website.

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Since fashion people love an excuse not to eat — or at least that's what many presume — it's an easy guess as to why Lipman's methods are so well-regarded. But in reality, fashion people are also hedonists, which means very few of them are willing to give up a good steak, a buttery croissant, or maybe most importantly, a Diet Coke, for an extended period of time. "I love my caffeine," admits Friedlander. Adds Erica Domesek, founder of the DIY-fashion blog PS I Made This and Lipman devotee: "I'm willing to ditch gluten — but a glass of wine or cocktail is something I really enjoy."

While the doctor says that his fashion patients don't vary much from the rest, there are a few subtle differences. "The exception is that they want and need to get results quickly," Lipman told BuzzFeed.

Indeed, fashion people expect split-second transformations from their gurus. That's probably because they are asked to complete similarly impossible feats on a regular basis. (Insane deadlines are typically part of the job, no matter what your job actually is.)

"I had a bunch of people come and see me right before the Met Ball, saying, 'I need to look good in my outfit!'" says holistic guru Tracy Piper. While not a medical doctor, the Chinese herbologist and certified colon hydrotherapist — there are a million other things she does too — is a favorite with models and also works with plenty of top stylists, designers, and editors on "internal fitness" from her NoLIta wellness center. (Think colon cleanses, lymphatic draining, and acupuncture.) "When you work in fashion, everyone is looking at you, so appearance is more important than in many other fields," she says.

Dr. Joe Wolf, an Upper East Side plastic surgeon who says about 30% of his patients are in the industry, disagrees. "Interestingly enough, I would have to say all of my patients want one thing, and that is a natural aesthetic that suits their lifestyle and personality," he says. "She could be an editor-in-chief, supermodel, hip-hop star, corporate professional, or mother." He will admit, however, that one recommendation from a fashion person is way more valuable than that of a laywoman. "One referral from an editor can lead to designers, stylists, models, photographers, makeup artists and hair stylists," he says.

The most important difference between regular patients and fashion patients isn't that the latter is better dressed or better connected, says Dr. Marc Lowenberg. His Central Park South dental practice has welcomed plenty of designers over the years, as well as supermodels Heidi Klum, Gisele, and Christy Turlington. (Ford Models co-founder Eileen Ford turned them on to Lowenberg's perfect-smile-forming methods, including bleaching, veneers — aka caps — and "cosmetic contouring," where the dentist uses a drill and sandpaper to make your teeth more even.) To Lowenberg, the biggest difference is the editor's/designer's/makeup artist's need to, well, get involved. "Fashion people want the same thing as our other patients: a beautiful smile," says Lowenberg. "The difference is that most people in the fashion industry have a great aesthetic eye and are active participants in designing their new smile."

Most of the doctors I talked to seemed ambivalent about their popularity in the industry. "My goal is always the same: to arrive at a plan that will yield the best result possible and a satisfied client," said Wolf, brushing off his notoriety to instead focus on the needs of the patient.

But Dr. Frederic Brandt, a Miami-based dermatologist who runs a satellite practice in New York to cater to his fashion-crowd patients (approximately 20% of his practice), says fashion is part of the reason they love him. "People are always interested to see what I'm wearing," says the Madonna-endorsed doctor, who is known to carry a Steven Sprouse x Louis Vuitton bag or two. "And the results they will get when they come to see me."

Fashion people have their favorites for everything from Botox to caps, but it's hard not to wonder: Who will be crowned fashion's next king of health? Most of the current monarchy consists of those who have ruled for decades, the Donna Karans and Ralph Laurens of medicine. But there's always room for new talent — the kind that only a fashion editor can spy.

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Buffalo Bills fans are noted for their unwavering support of a franchise that frequently disappoints. The team hasn't been to the playoffs in the past 13 years.

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In addition to the constant pain and frequent disappointment, Bills fans also have to battle the snow-filled Western New York winters, as well endless ridicule from fans of every team in the NFL.

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In honoring Edith Windsor at Wednesday's commencement ceremony, NYU president John Sexton said, "You were drawn to New York and Greenwich Village ... by the opportunity, as you say it, to be gay."

"You also found in Greenwich Village the woman who became your beloved spouse, the beautiful, vibrant and whip-smart Thea Spyer," he told the crowd gathered at Yankee Stadium.

Detailing the tax bill Windsor had to pay because of DOMA after Spyer's death, he said, "And so, an 83-year-old lesbian took the fight all the way to the Supreme Court."

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The goodbye scene in Lost in Translation

In this movie, Scarlett and Bill changed each other and because Air was playing for most of it, this was some motherfucking beautiful shit. But then they have to say goodbye and she whispers in his ear but you don't know what she says and OMG WHAT DOES SHE SAY and how can they not just live in that moment forever, Sofia Coppola? But you got it.
Your deep-thought takeaway: People are beautiful.

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The bag scene from American Beauty

This is the most beautiful thing Ricky has ever filmed. A plastic bag "dancing" in the air. You saw this and you suddenly felt like you didn't have to be alone anymore. Not when you could have a relationship with a plastic bag.
Your deep-thought takeaway: Plastic bags are beautiful.

The audition scene in Billy Elliot

Billy thinks his audition goes terribly, but when he's asked what it feels like when he's dancing...the words are just in him. And his asshole macho father understands it finally. Humans! We have inner passions!
Your deep-thought takeaway: This is totally how you felt about photography when you went through your artistic phase.

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When Molly Singer does this in Corrina, Corrina

She has laid out the dress of her dead mother and put her hand into the dress's pocket. In this moment, you understand Molly's grief. Symbolism, man.
Your deep-thought takeaway: Oh shit, people die.

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