BuzzFeed - Latest http://www.buzzfeed.com BuzzFeed, Find Your New Favorite Thing en Copyright 2013 BuzzFeed, Inc. Wed, 22 May 2013 11:25:40 -0400 editor@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) info@buzzfeed.com (http://www.buzzfeed.com/about) BuzzFeed http://www.buzzfeed.com/static/images/public/rss/logo.png http://www.buzzfeed.com The Origins Of 21 British Insults http://www.buzzfeed.com/samjparker/origins-british-insults From ‘barmy’ to ‘wazzock’, this is the (occasionally disputed) history of Britain’s best naughty words.

There are two main theories for how we came to say 'barmy'. One interesting idea is that it is rooted in a psychiatric hospital called Barming that once existed in Maidstone, Kent. But it could also come from an Old English word for yeast – the implications being that a ‘barmy’ person’s brain is fermenting.

This word for harmless idiot actually has a close relationship with a far, far more serious insult. It’s derived from the rhyming slang ‘Berkeley Hunt’ (or ‘Berkshire Hunt’). We’ll let you figure out the rest.

This very mild insult is actually rooted in Arabic, where it literally means ‘daughter’. It was adopted by British servicemen in the Middle East around 1855.

Conjuring images of gung-ho spitfire pilots gently reprimanding Jerry, it is thought that ‘blighter’ comes from the word ‘blight’, first used around 1611 by gardeners and farmers to describe general agricultural diseases (a meaning it still retains today).

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/samjparker/origins-british-insults Wed, 22 May 2013 11:23:26 -0400 <strong>From &#39;barmy&#39; to &#39;wazzock&#39;, this is the (occasionally disputed) history of Britain&#39;s best naughty words.</strong> samjparker nonadult There are two main theories for how we came to say &#39;barmy&#39;. One interesting idea is that it is rooted in a psychiatric hospital called Barming that once existed in Maidstone, Kent. But it could also come from an Old English word for yeast &ndash; the implications being that a &lsquo;barmy&rsquo; person&rsquo;s brain is fermenting. nonadult This word for harmless idiot actually has a close relationship with a far, far more serious insult. It&rsquo;s derived from the rhyming slang &lsquo;Berkeley Hunt&rsquo; (or &lsquo;Berkshire Hunt&rsquo;). We&rsquo;ll let you figure out the rest. nonadult This very mild insult is actually rooted in Arabic, where it literally means &lsquo;daughter&rsquo;. It was adopted by British servicemen in the Middle East around 1855. nonadult Conjuring images of gung-ho spitfire pilots gently reprimanding Jerry, it is thought that &lsquo;blighter&rsquo; comes from the word &lsquo;blight&rsquo;, first used around 1611 by gardeners and farmers to describe general agricultural diseases (a meaning it still retains today). nonadult As in &#39;all load of old...&#39;. The word comes from the Old English &#39;beallucas&#39;, meaning, you guessed it, &#39;testicles&#39;. nonadult &#39;Bugger&#39; comes from the Medieval Latin word &#39;Bulgarus&#39; - i.e. a Bulgarian - and a bigoted view of the sex lives of Eastern Orthodox Christians (or of the sect of heretics that was prominent there in the 11th century). nonadult Another phrase of widely disputed origins, one of the stronger theories is that is refers to the tail of a fox - which is called a brush - and the fact that &#39;soft&#39; is a northern English term for stupid. nonadult According to the OED, the exact origins of Britain&#39;s best-loved swear word is impossible to trace. However, it is believed to derive from a few different German words meaning variously &#39;striking&#39;, &#39;rubbing&#39; and of course &#39;having sex&#39;. nonadult You can thank Scotland for this underused but satisfying insult. It&rsquo;s a pronunciation of their old word &lsquo;get&rsquo;, which means &lsquo;bastard&rsquo;. The vowel softened as it travelled South - as, according to the Scots, do most things. nonadult First occurring in the late 13th century, &#39;lunatic&#39; literally means &lsquo;moon-sick&rsquo; in Old English - or &lsquo;affected with periodic insanity, dependent on the changes of the moon&rsquo;. It stems from the Old French &lsquo;lunatique&rsquo;. nonadult This word for disgusting is derived from the French &#39;manqu&eacute;&rsquo;, which is the past participle of &lsquo;manquer&rsquo;, meaning &lsquo;to fail&rsquo; (to take a bath, presumably). nonadult Beloved of cruel school girls on buses up and down the country, &#39;minger&#39; is most likely derived from the Old Scots word &#39;meng&#39;, meaning &lsquo;shit&rsquo;. nonadult Samuel Johnson, who compiled England&rsquo;s first proper dictionary, claimed &#39;nincompoop&#39; came from the Latin phrase &#39;non compos mentis&#39; (&lsquo;not of right mind&rsquo;), and was originally a legal term. So this silly sounding word is actually quite an erudite way to insult someone. nonadult Between 1559 and 1575, the Archbishop of Canterbury was a man called Matthew Parker who had a tendency keep an eye on members of his clergy by ordering unpopular inquiries. It may be that he inspired the quaint insult still in use today, but it&rsquo;s a shaky theory - the phrase first appeared in a 1890 edition of Belgravia Magazine. nonadult The Norwegians have a slang word for penis &ndash; &lsquo;pillicock&rsquo;. We just made it snappier. nonadult The most common theories about where &lsquo;taking the piss&rsquo; comes from are rooted in the age when urine was used in Britain to dye wool. Urine was collected at the back of public houses and occasionally stolen, which may have been how the term became synonymous with &lsquo;taking advantage&rsquo;. Another theory is that those transporting urine up and down the canals were prone to lying about their cargo, leading to the association with dishonesty. nonadult Plonker, in the <i>Only Fools And Horses</i> sense, means idiot. But according to Eric Partridge in his third edition of <i>A Dictionary of Slang and Unconventional English</i> (1949), it was a &lsquo;low&rsquo; slang word for penis that originated around 1917. nonadult &#39;Prat&#39; comes from the word &#39;prattle&#39;, which means to babble nonsense like a child, which itself came from the late Middle English word &lsquo;prate&rsquo;, which dates around 1375-1425. nonadult &#39;Giving the V&rsquo; began with longbowmen serving in the English and Welsh armies during the Battle of Agincourt in 1415. The legend goes that the French would cut off the arrow-shooting fingers of any bowmen they caught, so showing them to the enemy was a sign of defiance. nonadult Enjoying its heyday during the &lsquo;lad&rsquo;s mag&rsquo; culture of the 1990s, &#39;wazzock&#39; is a Northern accented contraction of &lsquo;wiseacre&rsquo;, which means a &#39;know-it-all&#39; - exactly what you are now you&#39;ve read this article. nonadult Has this word came to be linked with masturbation is unknown, but its use in the general sense of meaning &#39;contemptible person&#39; was first recorded in 1972. nonadult Via: <a href="http://www.etymonline.com/">Online Etymology Dictionary</a> <a href="http://www.merriam-webster.com/">Merriam Webster</a> <a href="http://www.usingenglish.com/">Using English</a> <a href="http://onlineslangdictionary.com/">The Online Slang Dictionary</a> nonadult "Porn" "Balls" "FREE AIDS" http://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/porn-balls-free-aids This week’s funniest “unnecessary” quotation marks.

Used condoms, sides of beef, anything except a hat can be hung here.

Used condoms, sides of beef, anything except a hat can be hung here.

On the door of an apartment building gym. It's a sliding "loud" scale.

On the door of an apartment building gym. It&#39;s a sliding "loud" scale.

So, there is no PE equipment in this non-room.

So, there is no PE equipment in this non-room.

Sign at a middle school basketball tournament. Jock strap joke goes here.

Sign at a middle school basketball tournament. Jock strap joke goes here.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/copyranter/porn-balls-free-aids Wed, 22 May 2013 11:23:25 -0400 <b>This week&#39;s funniest "unnecessary" quotation marks.</b> copyranter nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult <b><a href="http://imgur.com/a/zf95g">Click here</a> for the other messages.</b> nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult <b>Most of the photos here are via <a href="http://www.unnecessaryquotes.com/">the "blog" of "unnecessary" quotation marks</a>. And, you can buy the <i>Book of "Unnecessary" Quotation Marks</i> &mdash; which features the best of the best &mdash; <a href="http://www.chroniclebooks.com/titles/the-book-of-unnecessary-quotation-marks.html?siteID=Ky6dYYu_1Vw-j23BLjm1v.1Bx28JPhC0lQ">right here</a>.</b> nonadult Meet The Real Life Tony Stark http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleyperez/meet-the-real-life-tony-stark Pretty much the only thing he’s missing is the suit.

Source: forbes.com

Via: MARVEL

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/ashleyperez/meet-the-real-life-tony-stark Wed, 22 May 2013 11:08:26 -0400 <b>Pretty much the only thing he&#39;s missing is the suit.</b> ashleyperez nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult At 12, Musk sold his first piece of software, a video game called <i>Blastar</i>. At 15, Stark enrolled at MIT. nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult <a href="http://inventors.about.com/od/mstartinventions/p/Elon-Musk.htm">Source</a> nonadult nonadult You know since he wasn&#39;t already busy enough. What with going to Mars and all... nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult Here's The Slowest, Sexiest Cover Of TLC's "No Scrubs" Ever http://www.buzzfeed.com/perpetua/heres-the-slowest-sexiest-cover-of-tlcs-no-scrubs-ever It’s from the British songwriter Scout Niblett’s latest album, and it’s gorgeous.

Scout Niblett is a British singer-songwriter who currently lives in Portland, Oregon. She's been making dark, gorgeous music since 2001. Sorta like Cat Power meets PJ Harvey, but she's very much her own thing.

Scout Niblett is a British singer-songwriter who currently lives in Portland, Oregon. She&#39;s been making dark, gorgeous music since 2001. Sorta like Cat Power meets PJ Harvey, but she&#39;s very much her own thing.

Via: dragcity.com

Her latest album, It's Up to Emma is out now. It's very intense, but also quite beautiful.

Her latest album, It&#39;s Up to Emma is out now . It&#39;s very intense, but also quite beautiful.

The most surprising track on the record is her version of TLC's 1999 smash "No Scrubs." She totally makes it her own, but without sacrificing the essence of the original.

She has actually been performing the song in concert for a while now, and originally released her recording as a stand alone single last year.

Source: vimeo.com

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/perpetua/heres-the-slowest-sexiest-cover-of-tlcs-no-scrubs-ever Wed, 22 May 2013 11:08:25 -0400 <b>It&#39;s from the British songwriter Scout Niblett&#39;s latest album, and it&#39;s gorgeous.</b> perpetua nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult That line "you took your love away from me, and I am thankful every day" just slays. nonadult 26 "Holy Crap" Moments In The New "Man Of Steel" Trailer http://www.buzzfeed.com/adambvary/new-man-of-steel-trailer-holy-crap-moments General Zod wants Kal-El (i.e. Superman), and he’s not afraid to rip Metropolis apart to get it.

The new Man of Steel trailer is packed with "holy crap" moments, but they all go by so quickly!

So let's take 'em one at a time!

Source: youtube.com

Holy crap! That oil rig is exploding!

Holy crap! That oil rig is exploding!

And Superman (Henry Cavill) is shirtless! Well, it looks like it's before he becomes Superman, when he's just Clark Kent, shirtless do-gooder. But we'll take it.

Holy crap! Who is this figure with the terrifying skull mask?!

Holy crap! Who is this figure with the terrifying skull mask?!

It's almost certainly General Zod (Michael Shannon). We can't see his face under that mask, but he's probably not too pleased.

Holy crap! That scary ship is hovering right over Metropolis!

Holy crap! That scary ship is hovering right over Metropolis!

It looks almost like a giant space garden weasel. But, you know, terrifying.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/adambvary/new-man-of-steel-trailer-holy-crap-moments Wed, 22 May 2013 10:53:28 -0400 <b>General Zod wants Kal-El (i.e. Superman), and he&#39;s not afraid to rip Metropolis apart to get it.</b> adambvary nonadult So let&#39;s take &#39;em one at a time! nonadult And Superman (Henry Cavill) is shirtless! Well, it looks like it&#39;s before he becomes Superman, when he&#39;s just Clark Kent, shirtless do-gooder. But we&#39;ll take it. nonadult It&#39;s almost certainly General Zod (Michael Shannon). We can&#39;t see his face under that mask, but he&#39;s probably not too pleased. nonadult It looks almost like a giant space garden weasel. But, you know, terrifying. nonadult And...wait...is that...? nonadult LexCorp, of course, plays home to the most famous Superman bad guy, Lex Luthor &mdash; who isn&#39;t supposedly in <i>Man of Steel</i>. Most curious. A set up for the sequel? nonadult nonadult Or is he just whacking that flame away from him? nonadult This is when the goosebumps started for me. nonadult I take it back. <i>That</i> looks like a giant space garden weasel. (Did I mention garden weasels freaked me out as a kid?) nonadult This shot is the one that reminds me the most of the Superman/Zod battle from 1980&#39;s <i>Superman II</i>. nonadult You gotta imagine the pilots of those fighter jets know they are <i>doomed</i>. nonadult nonadult nonadult And she&#39;s not even fazed. nonadult Man, those pilots got the raw deal. nonadult Maybe the pilot ejected beforehand? I&#39;m really worried about these pilots, everybody. nonadult nonadult Or maybe the ship created the fireball? Either way, this shot is the most explode-y yet. nonadult OK, we knew that already. He&#39;s from Krypton and possess the same powers that Superman has on Earth. But it almost seems like Zod is discovering his heat vision for the first time. nonadult nonadult It looks like the same shirtless Clark Kent from earlier, but it&#39;s hard to be sure. nonadult nonadult Also, it&#39;s basically impossible to understand what is even happening in these shots. But at least in the second one, we know Superman has the sense to fly <i>away</i> from this thing. nonadult nonadult His super-pain looks like it&#39;s about to burst the super-vein in his super-forehead. nonadult Did we just see Krypton go kablooey? nonadult nonadult nonadult I&#39;m <i>exhausted</i>. nonadult Cara Delevingne Got Another Tattoo; Returned The Needly Favor http://www.buzzfeed.com/alexrees/cara-delevingne-got-another-tattoo-returned-the-needly-favor The best comment on her Instagram photos of the occasion: “Cara please stop.”

And she's back at it again already.

And she&#39;s back at it again already.

Via: instagram.com

The model Instagrammed a photo of her new body art (it's her initials) yesterday, followed by another shot of her wielding the inky needle herself.

The model Instagrammed a photo of her new body art (it&#39;s her initials) yesterday, followed by another shot of her wielding the inky needle herself.

She somehow persuaded New York tattoo artist Bang Bang to let her tattoo him right back. Our best guess? It's a Chinese symbol. Or My Little Pony.

Via: instagram.com

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/alexrees/cara-delevingne-got-another-tattoo-returned-the-needly-favor Wed, 22 May 2013 10:53:26 -0400 <b>The best comment on her Instagram photos of the occasion: "Cara please stop."</b> alexrees nonadult nonadult nonadult She somehow persuaded New York tattoo artist Bang Bang to let her tattoo him right back. Our best guess? It&#39;s a Chinese symbol. Or <a href="http://cdn5.mixrmedia.com/wp-uploads/girlybubble/blog/2010/11/l_ffdd3b61a3bf43bfad2c057ea33bae7c.jpg">My Little Pony</a>. nonadult 21 Goths Having A Nice Time http://www.buzzfeed.com/ailbhemalone/21-goths-having-a-nice-time Happy World Goth Day !

These goths lying on the grass.

These goths lying on the grass.

Source: gothsinhotweather.blogspot.co.uk

This goth playing crazy golf.

This goth playing crazy golf.

Source: gothsinhotweather.blogspot.co.uk

These goths keeping cool in the park.

These goths keeping cool in the park.

Source: gothsinhotweather.blogspot.co.uk

These goths visiting the food court.

These goths visiting the food court.

Source: gothsinhotweather.blogspot.co.uk

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/ailbhemalone/21-goths-having-a-nice-time Wed, 22 May 2013 10:45:42 -0400 <b>Happy <a href="http://www.worldgothday.com/">World Goth Day</a>!</b> ailbhemalone nonadult All Hail Hugh Jackman, King Of The Scooter http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/hugh-jackman-is-the-king-of-scooters Please bow to his majesty Hugh.

No big deal or anything, but Hugh Jackman is one of the biggest players in the Razor Scooter world.

No big deal or anything, but Hugh Jackman is one of the biggest players in the Razor Scooter world.

Via: Ray Tamarra/Getty Images

This dude can SCOOT.

This dude can SCOOT.

Via: Elder Ordonez/INFphoto.com

Ha HA! Look at him, holding this scooter like it ain't no thang wearing his chill-ass fedora.

Ha HA! Look at him, holding this scooter like it ain&#39;t no thang wearing his chill-ass fedora.

Via: Fameflynet Pictures

When's the last time you saw someone able to scoot with a plastic bag around the handle?

When&#39;s the last time you saw someone able to scoot with a plastic bag around the handle?

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/hugh-jackman-is-the-king-of-scooters Wed, 22 May 2013 10:44:56 -0400 <b>Please bow to his majesty Hugh.</b> lyapalater nonadult The 30 Greatest "Arrested Development" Guest Stars http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/the-30-greatest-arrested-development-guest-stars The Bluths have had well over 70 guest stars in their time — but 30 of them are clearly superior. Can you guess who’s number one?

↓↓↓↓↓ SCROLL DOWN for the TOP 30 ↓↓↓↓↓↓

&darr;&darr;&darr;&darr;&darr; SCROLL DOWN for the TOP 30 &darr;&darr;&darr;&darr;&darr;&darr;

↓↓↓ KEEP HEADING DOWN ↓↓↓

&darr;&darr;&darr; KEEP HEADING DOWN &darr;&darr;&darr;

ALL THE WAY DOWN

ALL THE WAY DOWN

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/erinlarosa/the-30-greatest-arrested-development-guest-stars Wed, 22 May 2013 10:29:57 -0400 <b>The Bluths have had well over 70 guest stars in their time &mdash; but 30 of them are clearly superior.</b> Can you guess who&#39;s number one? erinlarosa nonadult How To Make An Amazing Ice Cream Sundae http://www.buzzfeed.com/arielknutson/how-to-make-an-amazing-ice-cream-sundae Because something magical happens when ice cream and sauce and fruit and crunchy stuff come together.

Step your sundae game up with these next-level bowls.

Turn an orange peel into an ice cream bowl.

Turn an orange peel into an ice cream bowl.

Directions here.

Source: smartschoolhouse.com

Make chocolate cups for your sundae.

Make chocolate cups for your sundae.

Directions here.

Source: bakerella.com

Make a chocolate chip bowl with a muffin tin.

Make a chocolate chip bowl with a muffin tin.

This is a little harder than it looks. Use a harder cooke dough and limit the amount you put on the muffin pan. For more tips go here.

Source: pinstrosity.blogspot.com

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/arielknutson/how-to-make-an-amazing-ice-cream-sundae Wed, 22 May 2013 10:29:20 -0400 <b>Because something magical happens when ice cream and sauce and fruit and crunchy stuff come together.</b> arielknutson nonadult Step your sundae game up with these next-level bowls. nonadult <a href="http://www.smartschoolhouse.com/2013/01/chocolate-orange-bowl-ice-cream-sundae.html">Directions here</a>. nonadult Directions <a href="http://www.bakerella.com/pudding-cups/">here</a>. nonadult This is a little <a href="http://www.buzzfeed.com/inarelationshipwithpizza/27-best-photos-of-cookie-bowl-fails-7shb">harder</a> than it looks. Use a harder cooke dough and limit the amount you put on the muffin pan. For more tips go <a href="http://pinstrosity.blogspot.com/2012/03/cookie-bowl-mayhem.html">here</a>. nonadult Full directions <a href="http://tuttobellablog.com/2011/09/19/apple-of-my-eye/">here</a>. nonadult Directions <a href="http://www.onsecondscoop.com/2013/01/sundae-sunday-with-rice-krispie-treat.html">here</a>. nonadult Directions <a href="http://half-bakedbaker.blogspot.com/2011/07/brownie-cookie-sundae-bowls.html?m=1">here</a>. nonadult Instead of plain ol&#39; vanilla, try something summery and new. If you have an ice cream maker consider it an obligation to try all of these. nonadult So light and refreshing. Recipe <a href="http://www.greenkitchenstories.com/rhubarb-strawberry-swirled-froyo/">here</a>. nonadult Recipe <a href="http://www.portuguesegirlcooks.com/2012/08/peach-ice-cream-with-grilled-peaches/">here</a>. nonadult Perfect for all those rich, decadent toppings. Recipe <a href="http://www.cafejohnsonia.com/2012/08/caramel-hazelnut-gelato-labor-day-ice.html">here</a>. nonadult Recipe <a href="http://tofoodwithluv.blogspot.com/2012/08/blueberry-cheesecake-ice-cream.html">here</a>. nonadult Great with lots of hot fudge. Recipe <a href="http://dineanddish.net/2012/01/oh-bananas-recipe-banana-gelato/">here</a>. nonadult Skip the s&#39;mores and make this instead. Recipe <a href="http://www.howsweeteats.com/2012/08/toasted-marshmallow-coconut-milk-ice-cream/">here</a>. nonadult Hot fudge is great, but don&#39;t you want to try something new? Something <i>exciting</i>? nonadult Recipe <a href="http://reciperenovator.com/sweepstakes-2/reader-sweepstakes-italian-volcano-citrus-juice/">here</a>. nonadult Because the only way chocolate sauce could be any better is by adding Nutella. Recipe <a href="http://simplystated.realsimple.com/2011/07/22/chocolate-nutella-ice-cream-topping/">here</a>. nonadult Yeah, yeah, I know this sounds crazy, but <a href="http://www.chow.com/galleries/330/chowhounds-most-unusual-ice-cream-toppings#!7743/olive-oil-sundae">apparently</a> it&#39;s really good on vanilla or chocolate ice cream with lemon zest and sea salt. nonadult The honey gets really chewy when you put it on cold ice cream. It would be nice with some roasted fruit and nuts. nonadult Ice cream + ginger syrup + curry powder is kinda mind blowing. Recipe <a href="http://www.kitchenkonfidence.com/2012/08/ginger-syrup/">here</a>. nonadult Recipe <a href="http://honestcooking.com/spiced-apple-cider-caramel-recipe/">here</a>. nonadult Because if you&#39;re going to eat ice cream with lots of fudge you need to have <i>something</i> kinda healthy, right? nonadult Go ahead, sneak some booze into your sundae if you want. Directions <a href="http://shoottocook.com/recipes/brandied-cherries/">here</a>. nonadult Recipe <a href="http://www.treehugger.com/easy-vegetarian-recipes/grilled-strawberries-over-vanilla-ice-cream.html#">here</a>. nonadult Recipe <a href="http://www.simoneanne.com/journal/2012/11/banana-chips/">here</a>. nonadult These just look so pretty. Recipe <a href="http://www.hungryghostfoodandtravel.com/new/2012/10/12/roasted-concord-grape-two-ways.html">here</a>. nonadult Melty ice cream and warm pineapple is probably, definitely the best thing ever. Recipe <a href="http://www.marthastewart.com/341209/grilled-pineapple-with-coconut-sorbet?czone=food/best-grilling-recipes/side-dishes-and-desserts&amp;center=276943&amp;gallery=274828&amp;slide=282675">here</a>. nonadult Sundaes are all about texture. Step up your game with these awesome toppings. nonadult Important life advice: if you can sneak doughnuts into whatever you&#39;re eating, do it. Recipe <a href="http://www.framedcooks.com/2012/03/donut-chips.html">here</a>. nonadult Ice cream + bacon + hot fudge + caramel sauce is something to behold. Recipe <a href="http://www.theclevercarrot.com/2012/12/maple-candied-bacon/">here</a>. nonadult Popcorn will add a nice crunch to your sundae without bogging it down. Recipe <a href="http://pictureperfectmeals.com/caramel-popcorn/">here</a>. nonadult It&#39;s chewy, it&#39;s crunchy, it&#39;s sweet, it&#39;s PERFECT. Recipe <a href="http://www.poiresauchocolat.net/2011/09/honey-roast-pistachio-ice-cream.html">here</a>. nonadult Crush thin mints and put it in your ice cream. Trust me. nonadult Yogurt and granola is decidedly the best breakfast ever, so turn it into dessert with ice cream? Recipe <a href="http://www.thekitchn.com/watch-out-dangerously-addictiv-92132">here</a>. nonadult nonadult nonadult Recipe <a href="http://www.snixykitchen.com/2012/07/12/warm-caramel-nectarine-and-granola-sundaes-a-giveaway/">here</a>. nonadult BROWNIES. Recipe <a href="http://www.closetcooking.com/2012/07/roast-cherry-dark-chocolate-brownie.html">here</a>. nonadult SO MUCH ICE CREAM. Recipe <a href="http://scarlettabakes.com/a-sundae-for-sundae-lovers/">here</a>. nonadult GET IN MA BELLY. Recipe <a href="http://www.askchefdennis.com/2013/04/candied-maple-bacon-sundae-with-all-the-trimmings/">here</a>. nonadult Recipe <a href="http://www.marthastewart.com/315609/blueberry-corn-ice-cream-sundae">here</a>. nonadult Recipe <a href="http://joannagoddard.blogspot.com/2012/12/the-best-ice-cream-sundae-youll-ever.html">here</a>. nonadult Recipe <a href="http://www.marthastewart.com/892744/lemon-curd-pistachio-sundaes?center=0&amp;gallery=275005&amp;slide=892744">here</a>. nonadult This IS summer. Recipe <a href="http://oh-papillon.blogspot.com/2011/07/i-have-few-confessions-to-make.html">here</a>. nonadult Just because its hot out doesn&#39;t mean you can&#39;t eat apple pie. Recipe <a href="http://www.foodandwine.com/recipes/apple-pie-sundaes-with-cheddar-crust-shards?crlt.pid=camp.KBeaHngHSCn4">here</a>. nonadult Recipe <a href="http://oh-papillon.blogspot.com/2011/07/i-have-few-confessions-to-make.html">here</a>. nonadult This is the sundae from <a href="http://www.abckitchennyc.com/">ABC Kitchen</a> in New York and it is the most perfect thing you will ever eat. Recipe on <a href="http://www.bonappetit.com/recipes/2013/05/popcorn-crunch-sundae">Bon App&eacute;tit</a>. nonadult 33 Kids Who Are Gonna Grow Up To Be Just Fine http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/33-kids-who-are-gonna-grow-up-to-be-just-fine Studies show that geeky kids grow up to be happier adults. These kids are going to be the happiest adults ever.

Not even born yet, and already a nerd.

Not even born yet, and already a nerd.

Via: reddit.com

I appreciate that this kid is even nailing the backstory.

I appreciate that this kid is even nailing the backstory.

Via: lolcatattack.tumblr.com

Endorable!

Endorable!

Via: uproxx.com

This kid knows what's up.

This kid knows what&#39;s up.

Via: izismile.com

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/33-kids-who-are-gonna-grow-up-to-be-just-fine Wed, 22 May 2013 10:23:28 -0400 <b>Studies show that geeky kids grow up to be happier adults.</b> These kids are going to be the happiest adults ever. awesomer nonadult Tilda Swinton's New Chanel Campaign Is Perfection http://www.buzzfeed.com/alexrees/tilda-swintons-new-chanel-campaign-is-perfection Tilda can do no wrong.

Shot by Karl Lagerfeld at a grand, old and tapestry-laden chateau, Swinton wears pieces from the label's "Paris-Edimbourg" Métiers d'Art line. (The show's title refers to the mix of Parisian chic and chunky tartans.) Chanel presented the high-end collection to the fashion world's finest last December at Linlithgow Palace in Scotland — paying tribute to the country's artisan tweed and knitwear industries. It snowed lightly while the show walked, because Karl can control the weather when he so chooses.

On his choice of model, Lagerfeld explained: "Tilda perfectly embodies the Paris-Edimbourg collection... She is of course Scottish, but more than that, she is a modern woman, a timeless icon of elegance." She's Tilda Swinton, basically.

Via: designscene.net

Via: designscene.net

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/alexrees/tilda-swintons-new-chanel-campaign-is-perfection Wed, 22 May 2013 10:23:26 -0400 <b>Tilda can do no wrong.</b> alexrees nonadult Shot by Karl Lagerfeld at a grand, old and tapestry-laden chateau, Swinton wears pieces from the label's "Paris-Edimbourg" M&eacute;tiers d&#39;Art line. (The show&#39;s title refers to the mix of <a href="http://www.elleuk.com/catwalk/designer-a-z/chanel-metiers-d-art/2012-13-paris-edimbourg">Parisian chic and chunky tartans</a>.) Chanel presented the high-end collection to the fashion world&#39;s finest last December at Linlithgow Palace in Scotland &mdash; paying tribute to the country&#39;s artisan tweed and knitwear industries. It snowed lightly while the show walked, because Karl can control the weather when he so chooses. On his choice of model, Lagerfeld explained: "Tilda perfectly embodies the Paris-Edimbourg collection... She is of course Scottish, but more than that, she is a modern woman, a timeless icon of elegance." <b>She&#39;s Tilda Swinton, basically</b>. nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult Because those fluffy earmuffs should never be overlooked. nonadult 27 Things Advertising People Know To Be True http://www.buzzfeed.com/ariellecalderon/27-things-advertising-people-know-to-be-true Please find a full list below. Let’s circle back when you’re done reading.

Everyone hates status meetings.

Everyone hates status meetings.

The clients, the creatives, the account team. EVERYONE.

Source: statigr.am

When it's eerily quiet on the line, you know the other callers are talking shit on mute.

When it&#39;s eerily quiet on the line, you know the other callers are talking shit on mute.

We all do it.

Via: Arielle Calderon

And as soon as you get off the phone, you do this so you can chat about all the stupid stuff said on the call.

And as soon as you get off the phone, you do this so you can chat about all the stupid stuff said on the call.

Via: Arielle Calderon

You see these buzzwords in emails almost every day.

You see these buzzwords in emails almost every day.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/ariellecalderon/27-things-advertising-people-know-to-be-true Wed, 22 May 2013 10:08:25 -0400 <b>Please find a full list below.</b> Let&#39;s circle back when you&#39;re done reading. ariellecalderon nonadult The clients, the creatives, the account team. EVERYONE. nonadult We all do it. nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult Maybe unless you&#39;re having a good-bye lunch. nonadult nonadult nonadult Does anyone NOT in the ad industry even know what this is? nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult You just want to LEAVE. nonadult Except maybe AAEs. nonadult And if they do, that&#39;s a goddamn miracle. Have a beer. nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult A job number for every client and every little project. nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult A "Friends" Reunion Sort Of Happened http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/a-friends-reunion-sort-of-happened Jennifer Aniston is co-hosting Ellen today so they did this in preperation. While it’s only 3/6 of the friends, it’s still great.

Source: youtube.com

It's Rachel!

It&#39;s Rachel!

And Monica.

And Monica.

AND CHANDLER.

AND CHANDLER.

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/lyapalater/a-friends-reunion-sort-of-happened Wed, 22 May 2013 09:53:31 -0400 <b>Jennifer Aniston is co-hosting <i>Ellen</i> today so they did this in preperation.</b>While it&#39;s only 3/6 of the friends, it&#39;s still great. lyapalater nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult Here's Anthony Weiner Singing "If I Only Had A Brain" http://www.buzzfeed.com/mckaycoppins/heres-anthony-weiner-singing-if-i-only-had-a-brain In honor of his newly announced New York City mayoral campaign, we present you with this gem of a video from 2007.

Weiner delivered the performance at a sort of political talent show at the Queens Theatre in the Park.

]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mckaycoppins/heres-anthony-weiner-singing-if-i-only-had-a-brain Wed, 22 May 2013 09:53:30 -0400 <b>In honor of his newly announced New York City mayoral campaign, we present you with this gem of a video from 2007.</b> mckaycoppins nonadult The 50 Best Jokes From The "Austin Powers" Trilogy http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-50-best-jokes-from-the-austin-powers-triology Note: This post works better if you read each quote in the appropriate accent.

Via: naggydaddies.tumblr.com

Via: naggydaddies.tumblr.com

Via: naggydaddies.tumblr.com

Via: rocketsurfer.tumblr.com

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/the-50-best-jokes-from-the-austin-powers-triology Wed, 22 May 2013 09:53:29 -0400 <b>Note: This post works better if you read each quote in the appropriate accent.</b> mjs538 nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult <b>Fat Bastard:</b> First things first: WHERE'S YOUR SHITTER? I&#39;ve got a turtle-head poking out. <b>Dr. Evil:</b> Charming <b>Fat Bastard:</b> I&#39;m not kiddin&#39;. I&#39;ve got a crap on deck that could choke a donkey. Aww, it&#39;s SQUIDGY. Christ, I&#39;m gettin&#39; all emotional from it, ya know? nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult <b>Scott Evil:</b> I was thinking I like animals. Maybe I'd be a vet. <b>Dr. Evil:</b> An evil vet? <b>Scott Evil:</b> No! Maybe like work in a petting zoo. <b>Dr. Evil:</b> An evil petting zoo? <b>Scott Evil:</b> You always do that! nonadult nonadult nonadult <b>Dr. Evil:</b> Scott, I've been a frickin&#39; evil doctor for 30 frickin&#39; years! So cut me some frickin&#39; slack. You forget, Scott, that we&#39;re inside a volcanooooo. We&#39;re surrounded by liquid hot magma. nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult <b>Dr. Evil:</b> Talk to the hand, 'cause the face don&#39;t wanna hear it anymore. <b>The President:</b> What hand? Talk to your hand? <b>Dr. Evil:</b> You ain&#39;t all that and a bag of potato chips. <b>The President:</b> What are you talking about? <b>Dr. Evil:</b> Don&#39;t go there, girlfriend. [snaps fingers] <b>Dr. Evil:</b> Mmhmm. <b>The President:</b> Whose girlfriend? <b>Dr. Evil:</b> Don&#39;t mess with me. I&#39;m one crazy mo-fo. I had to pop a cop cause he wasn&#39;t giving me my props in Oaktown. No? I&#39;ve heard that somewhere. nonadult nonadult <b>Dr. Evil:</b> [singing while playing the piano] What if god was one of us / Just a slob like one of us / Blue blue blue blue blue blue blue / Bla bla bli bli bli. [Everyone applauds] <b>Dr. Evil:</b> Thank you, yes, thank you. I wrote that. nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult <b>Goldmember:</b> Would you like a shmoke und a pancake? <b>Austin Powers:</b> A what? <b>Goldmember:</b> A shmoke und a pancake. You know, a flapjack und a shigarette? No? Shigar und a waffle? No? Pipe und a crepe? No? Bong und a blintz? No? Well, then there ish no pleashing you. nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult <b>Austin Powers:</b> Only two things scare me and one of them is nuclear war. <b>Basil Exposition:</b> What's the other? <b>Austin Powers:</b> Excuse me? <b>Basil Exposition:</b> What&#39;s the other thing that scares you? <b>Austin Powers:</b> Carnies. Circus folk. Nomads, you know. Smell like cabbage. Small hands. nonadult <b>Vanessa Kensington:</b> Mr. Powers, my job is to acclimatize you to the nineties. You know, a lot's changed since 1967. <b>Austin Powers:</b> No doubt, love, but as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners without protection while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence-free environment, I&#39;ll be sound as a pound! nonadult nonadult <b>Dr. Evil:</b> The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it&#39;s breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it. nonadult nonadult nonadult <b>Goldmember:</b> Dr. Evil, we still have the ultimate insurance policy. May I present to you, the very sexual, the very toite, Austin Power's fahza. <b>Dr. Evil:</b> His what? Number 2: His fahza, Dr. Evil. <b>Dr. Evil:</b> His farger? What&#39;s a farger? <b>Goldmember:</b> His fahza. You know, the fahza. <b>Dr. Evil:</b> You know Goldmember, I don&#39;t speak freaky-deaky Dutch. Okay, perv boy? <b>Goldmember:</b>Fahza, his dad, dad is fahza. <b>Dr. Evil:</b> Oh, his dad. His *fa-ther* nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult <b>Nigel Powers:</b> So, little fella, I'm curious. Is everything in proportion? <b>Mini-Me:/</b> [Mini-Me nods unsure] <b>Nigel Powers:</b> You know, your bobby dangler, giggle stick, your general-two-colonels, master of ceremonies... Yeah, don&#39;t be shy, let&#39;s have a look. <b>Mini-Me:</b> [Mini-Me unzips his pants] <b>Nigel Powers:</b> My lord! You&#39;re a tripod. What you been feeding that thing, eh? It looks like a baby&#39;s arm holding an apple. Good thing is, if you ever get tired, you can use it as a kickstand! nonadult nonadult nonadult <b>Scott Evil:</b> I just think, like, he hates me. I really think he wants to kill me. Therapist: He doesn't really want to kill you. Sometimes we just say that. <b>Dr. Evil:</b> No actually the boy is quite astute. I really am trying to kill him, but so far unsuccessfully. He&#39;s quite wily, like his old man. nonadult nonadult nonadult <b>Austin Powers:</b> Mr. Roboto is lying to us. <b>Foxxy Cleopatra:</b> Tell me something I don't know. <b>Austin Powers:</b> I open-mouth kissed a horse once. <b>Foxxy Cleopatra:</b> Say what? <b>Austin Powers:</b> That&#39;s something you don&#39;t know. nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult Quotes from <a href="http://www.imdb.com">IMDB</a>. nonadult 32 Things You Need In Your Man Cave http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/things-you-must-have-in-your-man-cave All the manteresting things you could ever dream of for your mantuary.

A Sign That Proclaims "YOU ARE NOW ENTERING MAN CAVE"

A Sign That Proclaims "YOU ARE NOW ENTERING MAN CAVE"

Source: mancavegifts.com

Here's the DIY version.

Source: etsy.com

A foosball coat hanger.

A foosball coat hanger.

This would also be perfect in a 10-year-old boy's room.

Source: thefancy.com

This hammock.

This hammock.

Source: jeremyperson.com

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/peggy/things-you-must-have-in-your-man-cave Wed, 22 May 2013 09:53:26 -0400 <b>All the manteresting things you could ever dream of for your mantuary.</b> peggy nonadult George Takei's Very Helpful Amazon Reviews http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/george-takeis-very-helpful-amazon-reviews When he’s not busy at the helm of the USS Enterprise , apparently George Takei spends his time leaving very helpful reviews on some of Amazon’s most popular products.

The infamous Three Wolf Moon Shirt:

The infamous Three Wolf Moon Shirt:

Via: amazon.com

Fresh, Whole Rabbit:

Fresh, Whole Rabbit:

Via: amazon.com

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/awesomer/george-takeis-very-helpful-amazon-reviews Wed, 22 May 2013 09:38:25 -0400 <b>When he&#39;s not busy at the helm of the USS <i>Enterprise</i>, apparently <a href="http://www.amazon.com/dp/A1Q8RI7E9A68SU/?tag=buzz0f-20">George Takei</a> spends his time leaving very helpful reviews on some of Amazon&#39;s most popular products.</b> awesomer nonadult 14 CEOs And Their Animal Doppelgängers http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/14-ceos-and-their-animal-doppelgangers Always be closing…in on your prey. What, you were expecting cats?

Meg Whitman

Meg Whitman

Source: guardian.co.uk

Dick Fuld

Dick Fuld

*technically no longer a CEO but too shark-like to pass up

Source: trialx.com

Lloyd Blankfein

Lloyd Blankfein

Source: therichestdaily.com

Brian Moynihan

Brian Moynihan

Source: dealbreaker.com

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/14-ceos-and-their-animal-doppelgangers Wed, 22 May 2013 09:23:27 -0400 <b>Always be closing...in on your prey.</b> What, you were expecting cats? jessicamisener nonadult Bowling Pins Left Standing After Tornado Demolishes Bowling Alley http://www.buzzfeed.com/hunterschwarz/bowling-pins-left-standing-after-tornado-demolishes-bowling The bowling alley was in the middle of the tornado’s path in Moore, Okla.

The bowling alley was right in the middle of the path of the tornado.

The bowling alley was right in the middle of the path of the tornado.

Source: nytimes.com

And the entire alley was destroyed.

And the entire alley was destroyed.

Source: bbc.co.uk

A BBC reporter walking through the wreckage didn't even know what it was until he came across a bowling ball.

A BBC reporter walking through the wreckage didn&#39;t even know what it was until he came across a bowling ball.

Source: bbc.co.uk

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]]> http://www.buzzfeed.com/hunterschwarz/bowling-pins-left-standing-after-tornado-demolishes-bowling Wed, 22 May 2013 09:23:27 -0400 <b>The bowling alley was in the middle of the tornado&#39;s path in Moore, Okla.</b> hunterschwarz nonadult <p><img src="http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/3592466677/48d15cef4d74dc5583b09026ae395bd4_normal.png"></p><p class="full_user_name">Reed Timmer</p><p class="user_name">@reedtimmerTVN</p><p class="tweet_text">Tornadoes do STRANGE things, check out this photo from the bowling alley in #Moore. The bowling pins were fine. @kfor</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BK0x48LCYAEf7xM.jpg"></p> nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult nonadult <p><img src="http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/3536777044/fe147792b5214fa6a55358eaffa3be5c_normal.jpeg"></p><p class="full_user_name">ericathas</p><p class="user_name">@ericathas</p><p class="tweet_text">MT @AlexBoyerTV: standing in the middle of a bowling alley flattened by #ok #tornado.</p><p class="tweet_media"><img src="http://pbs.twimg.com/media/BKyaPTlCcAEafGX.jpg"></p> nonadult