Response to The Skeeziest Post-Hurricane Craigslist Posting:
I was going to post a reaction but there’s no “Douchebag” button.
Response to Quiz: Guess Which Way You’re More Likely To Die:
I’m not 100% sure, but I think I’m picking up a pattern here.
Response to Beluga Whale Mimicked Human Speech For 30 Years:
It was probably saying “So long, and thanks for all the fish!”.