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You wake up looking forward to the exciting meals of the day. (In fact, you probably plan them out the night before.)
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If you have guests, you can't wait for them to leave so you can attack food like a beast.
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Even when you seem to be engaged in conversations or doing work, you're usually just preoccupied with pizza.
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And every juicy burger TV commercial has so far been a struggle.
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You sometimes unbutton your trousers in anticipation of a huge, delicious meal.
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Waiting for lunch break at work or school is an everyday battle.
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You are oblivious to the fact that Nutella is actually a spread and not meant to be eaten with a spoon.
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And you consider powdered milk and chocolate drink mix too holy to not be eaten pure.
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Cake/cookie batter = obvious emergency dessert.
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Food is often the only reason you agree to go out with your friends.
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And the best moment of any social gathering is seeing the waiter bring over your food.
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But when someone takes the last chicken wing, deep down this is what you want to do.
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It worries you that people don't understand the gravity of picking edibles off your plate.
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Or that they trivialise the pain of reaching the end of your meal.
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Sinners are those who remind you how unhealthy the food you're eating is.
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The bait of sweet things has been your biggest weakness.
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In fact, you momentarily lose most of your senses when you pass by a Cinnabon.
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When a movie depicts food, you immediately forget the plot because all your attention's been captured.
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But then even this scene makes you hungry...
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And so it's almost impossible for you to consider a diet plan.
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And if you do manage to try, most of your 'fitness regimens' eventually surrender to your one true love.
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Which is OK because you have a foolproof defense:
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Because in the toughest periods in your life, food was there.
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Hell, it was even the answer when hunger wasn't the question.
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So it's normal for you to communicate verbally with your snacks.
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On more than one occasion, you've shown your anger by furious eating.
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But you also know that eating is an art versatile enough to be used for seduction.
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Food is sacred after all, and plays a huge role in determining your relationships.
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You've been emotionally moved by something 'cooked to perfection' or 'plated beautifully' on MasterChef.
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But despite your love for grand gourmet, there aren't many things you dislike.
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Because through sad and happy times, one thing will always be worth living for.
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And it will be the closest thing to divinity you will ever experience.
