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You never have to care about shaving.
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Also, no spending on two meals in a fancy restaurant.
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No real life interaction, as a matter of fact.
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And about privacy... Privacy is the best. You don't have anyone interfering in the things you do.
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Holding hands pretty much sucks, of course, 'cause germs.
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You don't have to physically hug anyone. Hugs are gross anyway. What if it's like warm, ew.
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And no sharing feelings or cozy fuzzy cuddles, ewww.
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And let's not even GO to the whole wanting to kiss someone bit, eeewwww.
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Are we forgetting? No potential STDs, no pregnancy threats, no weird sexual injuries, HELLO???
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All you have to do is send selfies and video chat and shit.
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Watching a movie alone is the best, obviously. No one's going to disturb you.
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You don't have to go through the trouble of introducing someone to your family and friends.
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If there is huge a time gap, then you're lucky again.
14.
When your friends talk about their significant others incessantly, it's so great to listen and not have to contribute, like, anything.
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Going on a long drive on a beautiful weekend would be a risk, so it's better left not done.
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All the couples around you have real life fights because they see each other all the time.
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Besides, couples that walk together being all perfect look stupid as fuck anyway.
ISN'T LONG DISTANCE THE GREATEST EVER?
