1. DAD, WHY ARE YOU YELLING.
2. Oh sure, look me up at least once a day, that's not creepy at all.
3. Mom, stop lying on the internet.
4. BUT YOU ALREADY MAKE GOOD BUTTER CHICKEN.
5. STOP, MOM, WE CAN JUST ORDER IT.
6. Okay, now you guys are just trying to kill yourself.
7. You know what, dad, I'm not even surprised.
8. Yeah, let's try every keyword we know.
9. WHAT IS THE POINT OF THIS, MOM?
10. No, please don't. Thanks.
11. OMG don't venture into that territory.
12. Stop this instant, gram.
13. Nope, I can't let you be exposed to this, nope nope nope.
14. MOM, YOU ALREADY WATCH THIS SHOW ON TV EVERY DAY.
15. BUT YOU DON'T EVEN LIKE DORITOS, DAD.
16. Oh, so you're preparing to lecture me later with scientific evidence.
17. Oh sure dad, let's write an essay in the search bar.
18. Okay superb, here we come full circle again.
