1. Expectation: Share the love and food at iftar.
Reality: CALLING DIBS ON THREE SAMOSAS.
2. Expectation: Break the fast in a civilised fashion, free of gluttony.
Reality: SETTING WORLD RECORD FOR MOST SNACKS CONSUMED UNDER 30 SECONDS.
3. Expectation: Leave the best food for the guests when hosting an iftar party.
Reality: LOL NOPE.
4. Expectation: Drink a ton of water for sehri so I won't be dehydrated through my fast at all, yay!
Reality: THE THIRST IS REAL. I'VE PEED SIX TIMES AND IT'S ONLY 3PM.
5. Expectation: Avoid the oily stuff and maintain a balanced diet of mostly fruits and veggies.
Reality: INABILITY TO RECOVER FROM FRIED FOOD COMA.
6. Expectation: Eat very little and continue iftar after offering Maghrib namaz.
Reality: STRUGGLING TO BREATHE BEFORE REACHING THE PRAYER MAT, EVEN.
7. Expectation: The first fast wasn't that bad. This will be really easy.
Reality: THIS CRUSHING REALISATION THE FOURTH DAY.
8. Expectation: Won't be eating out so often now that it's Ramadan.
Reality: EXHAUST EVERY SINGLE FOOD DEAL OUT THERE.
9. Expectation: Had a very filling meal for iftar so I won't be eating dinner at night.
Reality: NOPE LOL BRING ON THE RICE AND THE CHICKEN AND THE ROTI, I'M HERE ALL DAY.
10. Expectation: Fasting is so great: I'll be shedding those extra pounds in no time!
Reality: Haha JK!
