21 Desis Who Have A Better Job Than You

    According to their Facebook descriptions.

    1. Girdhar has a lucrative modalling career ahead. What do you have?

    2. This person landed a job at the dream company. You didn't.

    3. Abdul Rafay is a cool secret ISI agent. Who are you?

    4. Sheggy is ALWAYS best rapper. You will forever be second best at max.

    5. Aalishba is still youth so she doesn't have to work. Take that, ya old fart.

    6. Namaloom works at...Wait, what have you done to fucking deserve knowing that?

    7. Abdul Rafay, because anyone who owns a Nokia is better than the rest.

    8. Sarju's overall job is to be selfless.

    9. Rehman is gettin' paid to be a D@$h!ng Bw0y. Go ahead, wear your furriest hat; you will NEVER be this fancy.

    10. Rajiv can work that D because he trained well.

    11. Kirran only has to work on himself.

    12. The thug life chose Manav, not you.

    13. Mrigendra is obvious the subject of your envy.

    14. Aawanish WORKS as a Rich Boy, and to add insult to injury, he studied your mom.

    15. Hurted Faheem is professionally managing to live without her, unlike your whiny ass.

    16. Sohni is a boss at not working, bitches.

    17. Abdul is literally a head coach for all dads in the world. What do you coach?

    18. Something tells me Addi is rolling in meth money. You're rolling in misery.

    19. "Angle" Hiba's only job is to break faces, which, frankly, we all want to do.

    20. Mahzo is officially shittin' on these bitches.

    21. And Kapil.