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Stranger: omg my ass just got hypnotoded
You: yeh i did that to my ass once!!
Stranger: FUCk YEAH!
Stranger: you hypnotoad ur ass?
You: It’s becoming more frequent
You: yeh who doesn’t
Stranger: ok it’s like a trend?
You: it’s all the rage
Stranger: i haven’t done it yet
You: well get going man
Stranger: how do i hypnotize my anus???
You: face it near a naked flame and let it stare into it until it falls asleep
Stranger: does it involve mirrors?
You: then command it to do something
You: Not the way i do it
Stranger: ok awesome
Stranger: so what can u make ur ass do?
Stranger: like trick wise and stuff
You: i can make it fart!!!!
Stranger: omg no :o
You: i can abc in farts
Stranger: wow just by hypnosis of anus?
You: seriously awesome stuff
Stranger: yeah man that rules
You: just by hypnosis….gotta try it sometime
Stranger: i should get right away getting my anus hypnotized
Stranger: yeah thanks man
You: go for it….be crazy
Stranger: maby i’ll hypnotise ur ass some day
Stranger: i’d go all out
Stranger: no i just know it
Stranger: i’ll totally make ur ass do some crazy shit
You: lol yeh a nght with a curry already make it do crazy shits
Stranger: hahahahaha X-p
Stranger: ok anus u later
You: but seriously man elaborate on how my ass will be famously hypnotized
Stranger: i will
Stranger: i’ll study it
You: carry on
Stranger: u 2
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by Ashley Perez
HEAD FOR THE HILLS.
by Dave Stopera
It was the craziest thing ever.