Taylor Swift is both a young Victor Hugo and a Satanist. I don’t know where this is going, but I like it.

“Halfdane’s heir had to be away to his night’s rest.”  -Beowulf
Um, okayyyy.

I’m so fed up with people hating complete strangers. You can take issue with things they say and do, such as Justin Bieber’s Anne Frank comment, but as a whole, I find it really sickening for people to hate people they’ve never even met, and have limited experience to go by when judging them, especially when they make a big deal out of it. I think many people need to grow up and find better hobbies, and I feel sorry for the scrutiny that all of these celebrities must entail by the public and the media.

Skip a lot of that and you skip out on a lot of important plot points. So, I don’t know, maybe if you’re a little child who doesn’t care about story development because you’re an impatient fool who can’t stand the idea of watching a movie that is GASP! over 2 hours this would work, but removing all of this would seriously detract from the movie as a whole. It’s already condensed enough as it is, need I remind you the book is 1200 pages long and even it feels like it could have more details added to it. Everything in the movie is in there for a good reason, and if you overlook a lot of the more minor stuff, you may be confused as the movie goes on. Additionally, a lot of the elements of the film are important for the actual symbolism of the film, and if you skip out on that you skip out on a lot of what makes Les Miserables interesting, in the sense that the broader themes are really quite poignant, and again missing out on that may also impair your ability to fully grasp Les Miserables. Also, Gavroche is the best and you are a douche.

No. This is a 1920’s inspired wedding, not a Great Gatsby inspired wedding. That being said, a wedding inspired by and consistent with the actual text would certainly be QUITE THE WEDDING, for better or for worse.

Hey there Arizona, what sounds more realistic: that approximately 20,000 people in your state share a nefarious plan to live their lives as the opposite gender even if it means enduring every single discriminatory piece of legislation, cruel remarks, immense societal stigma, drastically higher rates of poverty and homelessness and the constant risk of death, purely for the sake of glimpsing a peak at some genitals in a public bathroom assuming they’re not kicked out first; or that sometimes people simply need to use the bathroom at times and would prefer using the one that aligns with their gender identity? Not cool, Arizona, not cool. Enough with the transphobia. Also, you guys are really gross about immigration.

I guess this stuff is “good” if you want to die of a heart attack at the age of 30…

I got liberal. Why exactly does this quiz exist, and do we really need the weird conservative uprising going on within Buzzfeed in the first place? It seems like certain people are trying to attract the Free Republic crowd, and it’s kind of a nuisance. Just saying.

Uh huh. Exactly none of this has happened to me whilst on vacation with my family.