I don't even know how to explain this. Just watch. I can't get it out of my head.

Last Thursday, just before midnight, a fervent Christian went down to the AMC on 34th and 8th in Manhattan and attempted to turn people away from seeing the last Potter movie ever. It all ends here.

Melissa McCarthy gets help from Joel McHale to prepare for the Emmys.

Some American children *like* school and even know who the president is!

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The hilarious girls from Broad City are on a race for time through New York City (with very special guests Amy Poehler and Kristen Schaal!!!!).

abbi and ilana meet up before work.

Burgeoning Brooklyn-based musician, Deidre Muro, has a new song + video out called Classic Girl. Songs like this make me think, 'Wow, Ke$ha really has no talent.'

Suze Orman is my favorite lesbian financial advising TV personality. Post 2000s.

Younger sister of Dina Lohan - wait… is this Dina Lohan?? No, it's the younger, less talented and less famous sister of Lindsay Lohan modeling for her big sis' spring clothing line. This girl is 16.

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1. Making Change

   abbi + ilana offend a homeless man.

2. 2. Subway

   abbi + ilana offend their friend, shaun, in the subway.

3. 3. Yoga

   abbi + ilana offend their yoga classmates.

4. 4. Instant Karma

   abbi + ilana overcompensate for being insecure and then get what they deserve.

5. 5. Mom Brunch

   abbi + ilana brunch (yes, a verb) with their moms which ends, of course, in disaster.

Moms get in a cat fight. 'Nuff said.

1. It wasn't his fault if she wasn't wearing underwear. If you're 17 and a celebrity, wear underwear. It's common sense. Actually, no matter who you are, you should wear underwear. It's common sense.

   

2. She actually WAS wearing underwear that day

   

3. She was wearing underwear in the second picture, it's not his fault that the photo was unflattering.

   

4. If she wants to act like a grown up and wear more revealing costumes, it is well within Perez's right to free speech to criticize her choices.

   

5. By singing a song called "Can't Be Tamed" she has challenged Perez to at least try. Everyone knows you can't just announce these things without proof.

   

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7. He says nice things about her too. Sometimes.

   

8. Sure, she's 17, growing up and wants to shed her tween pop star image, but her fans are still young and look up to her. It's Perez's job as the queen of all media to show the public what kind of bad reputation their kids are idolizing.

   

9. Her ear tattoo IS really dumb.

   

10. We all know where Britney Spears ended up and Miley seems to be heading the same way. Perez is just presenting the facts so that we, the public, can stop Miley before she shaves her head and loses custody of her kids.

    

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    Did anyone else notice the similarities between these two album covers?

12. It's not like Perez wants Miley to flash her crotch to the paparazzi. He actually prefers it when she's dressed sensibly!

    

I never realized how many phone design fads there were until they were listed, picture after picture, with cute quips about how lame-o they are. This blog curiously makes phones feel unnecessary… and smashable.

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::Cringe:: at the bloody claw clipping simulation. But the website's audio? C'mon. That's just funny.

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It totally delivers, with “fudge” for the F-bomb and popcorn as cocaine. Aw! Better than the original imo, though it feels a little creepier watching this one.

Sn00ki's not the only one getting punched in the face these days. A NYC woman sustained a brutal beating in a midtown bar last night that earned her a *broken eye socket*, broken nose and — oh yeah, possibly a fractured skull. Perhaps if women weren't portrayed as repugnant boars in the media, there might be less violence toward them. Just sayin'.

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…beyond creepy

Knut and Giovanna live and love in a Berlin zoo, but Knut has to get his… well, his n*ts removed because they have the same grandpa. Ouch. Ew? Aw. :(

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