1. Twitter: an evil conspiracy by lazy zombies that wish to zombify us without all the hard work of brain eating.
3. Google: is run by ancient egyptian mummies. That explains why google knows everything. These mummies have been around for thousands of years
Here Are The Top Stories
- Greece won't pay the International Monetary Fund the $1.8 billion it owes on time, paving the way for a formal default.
- Liberia has reported its first Ebola death since the country was declared free of the virus in May.
- At least 30 people were reported dead after a military plane crashed into two houses in a residential neighborhood in the Indonesian city of Medan.
- N.J. Gov. Chris Christie, a Republican who's faced political fallout from the "Bridgegate" scandal, is running for president.