11 Ways You Know You’re Living A Double Life

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1. All your friends are fed up because you’re always too busy to hang out.

*Cough cough* “I’m sick?”

2. Everyone thinks you’re a natural blonde.

You know you didn’t wake up like this.

3. Your parents still think you’re an angel.

4. You go through elaborate means to keep up your lies.

Never break character!

5. You’re known to mysteriously fall out of contact with your friends and family for weeks at a time.

6. You’re definitely not emotionally available.

7. An Irish goodbye is like second nature to you.

8. You have a hidden cave where you keep all your secrets.

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9. You forget what your own name is sometimes.

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SO. MANY. ALIASES.

10. You ONLY use burner phones.

That you destroy after every conversation.

11. And you REFUSE to ever come clean.

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