2. Constantly posting photos on Instagram means that you’re constantly wondering whether or not you’re actually enjoying yourself.
3. Any number of people have at some point said something negative about you behind your back. You could be the nicest person on earth - it’s still true.
4. Everyone has two favorite movies — the one they say on dates, and the one they watch every other night by themselves.
5. Pets are great until you realize that you live about seven times as long as they do.