These gifs are priceless.
These gifs are priceless.
I took my crush to a concert once. I decided that day that I was going to confess my feelings for her. After hours of trepidation, I was dropping her off at her place when I decided to strike. She got out of the car and I just blurted out that I wanted to date her, got really embarrassed and then drove away. We dated for a couple of years but still one of the cringiest things I have ever done.
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
My response to the question, “Hey how’s your day going?”
Thanks for making me laugh like a complete dumbass in my quiet office.
you win the internet for today.
20/100 I can’t even
Can someone please hire Ken M. as a buzzfeed writer?
Kanye West taught me to accept myself for who I am. He taught me that it’s ok to give in to my vices and to disregard all those who would bring me down. He taught me that it’s ok to be a gay fish.
I used to be a barista. I secretly learned how to do latte art and I would practice on each latte order. I would always throw a cap on it so no one ever noticed. But when I got really good at it, no one ever noticed.
#7 A man chooses…
Can we actually call it The Ching Chong Ding Dong for Sensitivity to Orientals or Whatever? I’d like that very much. Sincerely,
An Asian American.
I’m an Asian American. I found it kinda funny actually.
When she loved me.
Charlie Brown, you block head.
Most of the comments say something to the tune of “ignore him” or “let them be.” I’m proud of you Buzzfeed commenters.
Start calling him Sage anyway. See how he responds.
You’re not an asshole. Considering I’m pointing out that #10 is actually a piece of tape, I’d say I’m the asshole.
I’m going to assume this comment comes with the caveat that you’re using hyperbole because Auschwitz was actually very terrible for alot of people.
I have never had popcorn at a party before…Why have I not had popcorn at a party before? That’s the best idea ever.
His baby is Pepper the cat.
Oglaf had the answer to this one.
How the hell did I get stoop kid?
Anyone else out there want to see a buddy cop film staring Obama and Biden? Seriously, we should be funding this.
I’ve tried uni (raw sea urchin). Not my favorite. It’s a considered a delicacy in many Asian countries.
#23 is a comedy sketch, and it’s pretty funny.
Idk I thought it was quite funny.
all hail the mighty glow cloud
Rufus: He still digs humanity, but it bothers Him to see the shit that gets carried out in His name - wars, bigotry, televangelism. But especially the factioning of all the religions. He said humanity took a good idea and, like always, built a belief structure on it.
Bethany: Having beliefs isn’t good?
Rufus: I think it’s better to have ideas. You can change an idea. Changing a belief is trickier…
You do know that the Bible LITERALLY told you that you would be persecuted for your beliefs. Why does it shock you that it’s actually happening?
Not relevant to the arguments at hand, but it’s still important to note.
Last post, I promise. Maybe. I don’t know. BOY has quickly become famous in Europe only after a year from their debut album. Definitely worth a listen. Also, all the bands I posted can really belt it out live.
New Carnival is a bit more up and coming. Plus the dancing is fantastic.
Oh God, I’m gonna be in this thread for a while. Please give Gregory and the Hawk a listen.
I did drink and smoke* whoops.
When I was 19, I was working at a local coffee shop to buy books for my college classes. No arrest records. No assault charges. I did some drink and smoke which was awesome, but I’d like to think I’m doing better than the Biebs, Mr. Ford.
I almost threw up because I was laughing too hard.
Longbottom: The true hero of the HP universe.